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stuff that you'd LOVE to see printed on a tshirt but can't find anywhere...
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep it at least PG-13
It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
I love that movie.
^-.-^
Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
I'm thinking I soooo need to get that one to wear to work. I'm in retail for non-essential goods, and yes, I freely admit that at least 60% of everything I say to a customer is bullshit.
You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga
Funny that....I got THANKED because I was on the phone and let someone go ahead of me until I could finish the conversation. Then hung up, and THEN put my order on the counter to be rung through.
It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.
One that's down here, but I don't know if you guys have it overseas (also PG-13, but pushing it):
"psst....my eyes are up here" (with arrows pointing up)
"Hello IT have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"No I will not fix your computer for free"
"I'm a teacher-not your mother"
"Hands off the boobs/bump" (I've seen this one on some maternity t-shirts, but the former one refers to me....curse my E-Cups!)
There is one which isn't exactly PG-13, but made me lol. basically it was a series of roadsigns, which ended with the baby on board sign. The idea was that it was meant to tell a story of a man who wound up getting drunk, having sex with a woman, then ended up having a baby.
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