What do you have on your computer desk RIGHT NOW????

[Andara Bledin]

Blood energy potion?

I got it when I was shopping for secret Santa gifts two years back. I keep it at work because it's bizarre. THIS is what it is.

^-.-^

[Bardmaiden]

Pen holder with several pens, pencils, two small pads and a sonic screwdriver in it.
Two coasters
two teddy bears
Fluttershy
A baby bunny soft toy
WoW Cards
A to do pad with various notes written on it.
A hairbrush
Sellotape
Six little birds I made myself
A ball of wool
Three CDs (Division Bell, Savage Garden and the Best of S Club 7)
Sims Disc
Desk Tidy with cables, another ball of wool, A CVS card (I'm english and we don't have CVS here...), stitch markers, a fortune teller fish business card, a crochet hook and another pad in it.
Several blind bag ponies (more like twenty odd...)
A tape measure
Stapler
Keyring
A Lotto ticket (must check that...)
Sweets
Story telling dice
A notebook
A pony I made (beware Frankenpony, Muhahahahaha)
Gloom (the card game)
Painkillers/cold and flu tablets
A purse with American money in it.
A cuddly snake
A Camera (oh so that's where it is.)
Paperwork I think is important
My Computer
Pens and pencils
A little bag with nail clippers, tweasers and other odds and ends in it.
A pocket watch.
and a picture of my finance stuck to side of said puter also a dragon that was made for me on top of it plus ponies and pokemon.

Maybe I should tidy my desk.....

[MoonCat]

At work:
Computer monitor
Mouse
Keyboard
3 different file holders with years of accumulated memos & related shit, credits issued, schedules, ad orders, etc. plus old magazines & junk I can't bear to throw out
"Out" box (completed paperwork)
A vase with two philodendron stems I'm rooting
A stuffed Sylvester the Cat in a pointed jester hat
A mini altar of sorts, with things co-workers gave me: a little glass angel, a tiny candle in a sparkly purple holder, a stone frog; plus a photo of my old kitty Sylvester
Photos of Hank, our friends' bulldog
And on the file cabinet: Magnets from the garden show, from the vet clinic, and one that reads Coffee! Better multi-tasking through massive caffeine consumption.

[ApolloSZ]

Lets see...
Small foam rugby ball (not football :P)
bull dog clips
rubber band
CAG Token (remote access system)
Chewing gum (still wrapped unchewed XD)
Half of a nerf dart (Dont' ask, just don't ask XD)
Tape
Just emptied water bottle
dismantled hard drive
screwdrivers
Scissors
Pliers
Xbox Hard drive
Useless Box (no really, thats the gadgets name XD)
Laptop power cable
Deck of cards
Superglue
Fan
Hard drive dock
Hard drive platter
And a fair bit of paper.

[BookstoreEscapee]

My computer desk is my coffee table. There's some mail, a portable power supply rechargable battery thingy that my coworker gave me after the hurricane but before the snowstorm, the manual and some paperwork for my car, my ipod, a notebook, and the audio book of Lewis Black's Me of Little Faith. And at the time of this writing, blue fuzzy slippers containing my feet.

The shelf underneath contains some books and the box for my camera.



My actual desk has so much shit on it my computer wouldn't fit.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

A pottery bowl I made in 6th grade that holds work stuff like markers, pens, highlighters, knives, combs.

A flashlight

8 chapsticks (that I can count)

2 bottles of hand sanitizer

2 bottles of lotion (It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.)

My keys

My digital camera in its case

My cell phone

2 cell phone chargers. One works, the other not so much

My wallet

My checkbook

A lamp

A postal scale

Random pens, makers, highlighters scattered around that didn't fit in the bowl

[mikoyan29]

At home:
Monitor, keyboard, a pair of stuffed wolverines (although one looks more like a dog), some 12" Action figures in the three tone desert pattern and the modern camo, An M-1 Abrams, Challenger, M-2 Bradley, a pair of HumVees, A sherman tank, Half track, some WWII guys, miscellaneous other minatures (Napoleonic, Civil War and a couple other WWII guys)

[BookstoreEscapee]

A pottery bowl I made in 6th grade that holds work stuff like markers, pens, highlighters, knives, combs.

8 chapsticks (that I can count)

My parents have a clay pencil cup I made in 8th grade art class on their computer desk. It's the only piece of "art" that's mine; all the other hand-made art in the house is either my brother's or my grandmother's (or in one case, her sister's) doing. Lets just say I did not receive any of the art genes.

I collect Neutrogena Norwegian Formula lip moisturizer. It's kinda hard to find (right now I think only Wegman's carries it, of the stores I frequent, at least) so I tend to stock up when I do pick some up. I've got at least 3 or 4 opened ones floating around, one in my pocket, one or two on my nightstand, a nearly empty one in my drawer at work (for those rare occasions I forget one for my pocket), and I think one in my purse. Plus at least one or two unopened in my dresser. How is it the corners of my mouth are all dry right now?

[Jester]

A mountain of junk, including, but not limited to:

--Tons of goofy hats
--CDs
--Beer coozies
--Box of condoms
--The beer I'm drinking
--My dead desktop computer
--My pain in the ass laptop computer
--Decks of cards
--Cases for eyeglasses
--Bucky Balls
--Foam dice
--Trophy for winning a chili cookoff
--Jester hat figurine my little sister sent me
--Some miniature (i.e., airline size) bottles of rum
--Mardi gras style beads
--Flower leis
--A lamp
--My alarm clock
--Tokens for free drinks at local bars
--Disposable camera
--Business cards
--Loads of other shit

Like I said, a mountain of junk.

[telecom_goddess]

I got it when I was shopping for secret Santa gifts two years back. I keep it at work because it's bizarre. THIS is what it is.

^-.-^

Oh my.....I had no idea this existed. I know some people that would find this amusing

[Gravekeeper]

Computer Tower ( Soon to be replaced )
Modem
4 Speakers
Scanner
My Wacom Cintiq
Season 4 of Babylon 5
Pencil Case
Can of compressed air
A Manju Pan <3
SATA cables, various power cables, cable ties and couple of Crossfire bridges
Wireless reciever for my keyboard and mouse
A glass of Coke Zero ;p

[bhskittykatt]

Oh....my desk is a mess.....

Monitor, speakers, pens, ribbon, post-its, notepads, gloves, hair ties, phone, pedometer, flash drive, scarf, silk flowers, calculator, a tampon, lip balm, about 5(?) months of unopened banks statements (I'm so bad), a flashlight, a deck of cards, miscellaneous jewelry, an empty chocolate box, an old brass key from a brothel, a brass replica of a ticket for "Annie", dozens of movie stubs (the oldest one I found so far was for "Black Swan")...

...you know, I'm not entirely sure there's actually a desk surface here. Let me call in some contractors to excavate, and I'll get back to you.

[dalesys]

Let me call in some contractors to excavate

Or have Seraph kill it with fire lay her hands on it.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Or have Seraph kill it with fire lay her hands on it be in the general vicinity

Fixed that for you, dalesys.

[Racket_Man]

Or have Seraph kill it with fire lay her hands on it. be within 500 miles of it

fixed it even more