What do you have on your computer desk RIGHT NOW????

[I am the Lizard Queen!!]

On my desk I am currently looking at
*Hand Sanitizer
*Coffee cup (1/2 full)
*Coke can (empty: Needed extra caffeine today)
*Coke Zero Can (Also empty: Maybe I have a problem?)
*Pink and purple hilighters.
*Picture of a carrot that looks like a penis (gift from someone who knew I would give it a good home)
*WALL-E action figure
*Nutcracker with bag of pistachio nuts, each nut labelled with the name of my ex-husband (Secret Santa gift from last year. And, obviously, awesome.)
*37 pages of purchase requisitions which need to be filed. Sometime...soonish.
*Full sized container of seasoning salt (for hard boiled eggs. mmmm)
*17 packages of soy sauce (also a possible issue with sodium???)
*3 dead AA batteries
*Fabulous Fancy Pen (stolen)
*4 empty Rocket wrappers (yay Halloween!!!)

So...clearly I have some issues with appropriate diet as well as general cleanliness. If my desk were to be buried under volcanic magma and preserved for the next thousand years, scientists would look at it and say"....Ick. This chick lives like the Unabomber"

Anyone else want to share????

[AnaKhouri]

My laptop.

My 3-hole punch.

My stapler (It's a Swingline)

The router.

My external hard drive.

The Gift by Patrick O'Leary, trade paperback.

The cord to connect our digital camera to the computer.

Mouse/mouse pad

2 triple sat DirecTV LNBs (satellite TV stuff) I am trying to sell on ebay for my dad.

A Ghost in the Shell figure (Batou, if anyone is familiar with the anime)

[Kazim]

a Shitload of junk ^^

[Flyndaran]

My computer monitor and all
Mini- fridge
Just opened pint of Raspberry Sorbet
Cell Phone
Generic Antacid
Carton of Floss
Carton of Index Cards
Scissors
Pen light
eyeglass cleaner with shammy
OTC Claratin
Paroxetine medication
OTC generic Benadryl
One cup coffee press
Small bag of brown sugar
Tiny bottle of moisturizer
A few pens and pencils
Tube of Neosporin
And crumbs from the loaf of bread I ate.
Everything's small so it's not as much as it sounds.

[Gumby30]

My PC
Two empty mugs, foremerly containing tea
My phone
My MP3 docking station
Video games
CDs
A sketch of Linus & Lucy from the Peanuts strip
A little gorilla
A china seahorse
2 blind bag My little Ponies
4 LEGO minifigs (Hawkeye, Deadpool, Lex Luthor and Boba Fett)
A beanie platypus called Derpy
A 3 headed plush dog called Fluffy from the Harry Potter films
A Firefly class keyring
A pot of pens
Paperwork
My camera
And finally a small wooden plaque with a burnt on picture of Diana the Huntress (I've always played a hunter class in RPGs and MMOs)

[Ghel]

I'm at work. It's quiet, so I can take a moment to make a list:

*computer monitor, keyboard, and mouse
*adding machine
*typewriter
*phone
*cyclamen and African violet in a single basket
*assorted papers (my to-do pile)
*folder of past due real estate taxes to send letters for
*debit card app that needs processing
*two staplers, tape dispenser, and a hole punch
*"received" stamp
*box of tissues (I have allergies)
*sticky notes
*pen and highlighter
*fingertip moistener
*full cup of coffee
*napkin (what can I say - I'm messy)

[Jay 2K Winger]

I have no computer desk at home to call my own (well, technically I do, but given I use a laptop now, it's mostly just more space for Stuff), but here at work...

- Six Lego Architecture models (Sydney Opera House, Rockefeller Center, The Guggenheim Museum, Big Ben, the Seattle Space Needle, and the White House)
- Five 3D Crystal Puzzles (Skull, Teddy Bear, Clover, Apple, Red Rose)
- Glasses cleaner
- Glasses cleaning cloth
- Post-it notes
- Notepad and pen
- Diet Coke Can puzzle
- Whiteboard for "witty" observations. (Currently states: "PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.")
- Laminated Bookmark/poem from Grandpa Andy, which has his obituary on the back.
- Various work-related notes and things

[dawnfire]

I have a shelf above my desk surface (it's a roller door desk) so i'll divide what I have.

on desk surface

• deodorant, roller style
• coffee mug
• mobile phone
• body lotion

on shelf

• a wireless mouse with no battery
• 3 rolls of thread (white, black and blue)
• a packet of wool needles
• a packet of safety pins
• a pile of old loyalty cards
• a rechargable battery AA
• 2 lip glosses (one plain , one tinted
• a bottle of locktight
• 2 nail clippers (1 toenail, one normal)
• a nailfile
• a broken sd chip
• tinea cream
• a button
• 2 usb sticks (1 broken)
• 3 bottles of nail polish (light pink, a darker pink and clear)
• a case containing a micr sd adapter and 3 micro sds of varying storage capacities
• a packet of sewing needles
• an empty lancet case
• wild tiger muscle cream
• a tube of voltaren
• a eraser/pencil sharpener combo

[BlaqueKatt]

my wallet
a tin of altoid smalls
a glue pen
a box of staples
my mp3 player
a measuring tape
my cell phone
my firewater "international Orange" CD
an application for a us passport
a straw wrapper
3 quarters
2 dimes
a nickel
8 pennies
a hair clip
a scrunchie
pack of smokes
ticket stub for the movie Sinister
a domokun
the rubber stamps and card blanks for my holiday cards
a lego Shelob(frodo, samwise, and gollum are elsewhere)
and Twilight Sparkle

[Amina516]

Its messy:

Laptop
Sunjar
Guy Fawkes Mask
Tarot cards
Jewlery making supplies
Tea catalogue
Toast handwarmers Love these things!!
Ear buds
Pen
TV remote
Cell phone


It really is much messier than it sounds.

[Food Lady]

My desk is in the bedroom, and I use the dining room table as a computer desk. I'll do it.
--placemats and an autumn pumpkin table runner
--bowl of cortland apples
--phone/address list
--journal book
--Target bag containing a cast-iron griddle
--my dinner plate and iced tea glass
--napkin
--a hair tie
--and of course, my tablet, which is hooked up to a key board and mouse, because I don't like touch screens

[Ironclad Alibi]

My computer has the following on it:

Monitor sitting on an upside down wood inbox
Keyboard and mouse
Flatbed scanner, on which is a Lego catalog, pair of glasses and a glass case
A liter bottle of flavored water, and cap
A cup containing some of that water
Two speakers
A Post-It note pad holder, with a lime green Post-It note pad and pencil.
A desk clock
A calendar
Two USB drives
And an assortment of dust

[MoonCat]

Oh, boy. It's actually the dining room table. I commandeered it when I got my laptop. Currently holding:

Stanley & Meredith (laptop & printer)
My old dead laptop battery
A Halloween cat candy dish (empty )
A pile of old catalogs
A stack of CDs in jewel cases (used)
A stack of blank CDs
A vase of orange & black fake flowers from Halloween
Various other bits of Halloween decor
Notepads, a miniature bucket of pens, pencils, etc.
Two photos of my late best buddy, Sylvester
A can of compressed air
Misc. papers
Matches, 2 candles
A bunch of herbal reference books
A Marvin the Martian figurine (and his dog)
Dust

[Antares]

I don't think I could describe my desk. Therefore I will provide this picture and let you all play "I spy."

I have tomorrow off and I expect it will be much cleaner tomorrow.

[Food Lady]

I keep saying that about my whole apartment.