Do not try this at home (Very graphic - WAY TMI)

[Ironclad Alibi]

(For the uninitated; Posting = grab someone by the legs and ram groin into a goalpost, at a dead run.)

The reminded me of this Bud Lite commercial.

[Spork4pedro]

All the IcyHot posts are giving me flashbacks to my highschool days....

Our trainer's room was right next to the boy's locker room and there was a constant flow of athletes that would go in and get iced/taped and IcyHot to rub their muscles with after practice. Not a day would go by when you wouldn't hear the glorious shreik of some poor bastard who forgot to wash his hands first.

[unholypet]

Wowie, I was JUST recapping with some people from high school about some folks we learned with.

One girl froze a corndog, and her mother was a nurse at the E.R. she was sent to. She didn't go back to school for a week, so her "inner skin" could regrow.

One boy decided to put some jelly, IN THE GLASS JAR, into the microwave for 5 minutes, and he had third degree burns on his hingle-dingle.

Another girl who uh... "loved"... her dog was found by her mother, and the next week they completely moved away. Not even on Facebook can she be found.

Another girl who had her brace put in, and got a Herbst appliance added to her mouth. http://www.cypressbraces.com/herbstappliance.jpg Her boyfriend lost some deeper-peeper skin in 7th grade, and no one ever dated him again.

[shankyknitter]

That's nothin' (ok not really nothing but I have friends who are EMTs, I hear the weirdest stories) This story involves an insertion.

Once upon a time someone called 911. Why you ask? Because he could not remove the manikin arm he'd inserted into his rectum. I'll let you think about that for a minute. A manikin arm. The human shaped and sized clothes displays at department stores. This man had, for all intents and purposes, shoved a rigid, bent, human arm up his ass to the shoulder.

They did an x-ray. He'd not only shoved it though the lower and upper intestine and through the stomach the hand was stopped somewhere in his esophagus about on level with his heart.

Who else isn't surprised he later died of massive internal damage?

[Amanita]

^Yikes, sounds like something from "1000 ways to die"!

[fireheart]

I thought this story sounded familiar for this thread:

Just because you've heard of people referring to getting treated for their STDs as "getting their pipes cleaned" does not mean you should shove an actual pipe cleaner into your urethra if you think you have an infection

[Seshat]

Uh, I was going to start out with "Something similar happened to me..." but thought better of it.

I cut up some peppers and rubbed my eye. Oweee.

When my brother and I were young, my parents had some ornamental chili bushes. Yes, you can see where this is going.

We made mud pies.
We wanted to put something pretty and brightly coloured in them.
Little tiny chilis are pretty and brightly coloured.
Picking chilis puts capsicain in the air, so our eyes started to sting.
We rubbed our eyes, with capsicain-tainted hands....