Funny Names You've Ecountered

[JustADude]

Got another Michael Hunt for the list today.

A few years ago I was taking orders at the cafe and got the name Chun-Li from a rather gorgeous young Chinese lady going to Duke. It was dead so we talked while the drinks were being made and turns out she even studied Wu-Shu.

Oh, if only I hadn't been 17 at the time... ah well, c'est la vie.

[Jester]

In a strange co-incidence, a few years ago, it seemed like every woman I went out with had a last name that sounded like a male first name.

There is a very attractive (i.e. gorgeous) female bartender down here in Key West whose name is George. I am sure it is probably short for something, like Georgeann or whatever, but she goes simply by George. So while it is not uncommon for guys to be drooling over guys in Key West, it IS a bit strange--though not unusual--to hear straight guys saying things like "Man, that George is just a hot little fox!"

[tollbaby]

One of my female friends goes by "George".... her real name? Caroline. Figure that one out.

[Arghetlam]

While looking through our Sears card activation directory, I stumbled upon a Jimmy Hendrix.

Woulda been cool if it were Jimi. . .although I doubt we would need a Sears card.

[Ms. Pounce]

Best one I got today:

Terra Weineroff

[upsidedown_orchid]

I have gotten so many hilarious names..

Charles Charles had season tickets with us.

A man with a British accent called to book and told me his name was Titt... Nigel Titt- He said it in a James Bond kinda way, making it hilarious!

Looey Dooby

Anna Cantalope

Gregory House came in the other day. The girl helping him at the counter said "Wow.. You have the same name as my favorite fictional character!"

I'm going to have to look some more up at work, I know I'm forgetting the best ones.

[Blueberry]

Joyous Dawn Smith
The little girls named Patrick, Elliot Ryan and Kyle.
The little boy named McMagellus (I have no idea what this means)
MacParker
McMackinzie
Ugli (She submitted a resume, I never saw her in person)

[Jester]

One of my female friends goes by "George".... her real name? Caroline. Figure that one out.

When I was in college, at the place I worked at there was a girl named Gayle that we nicknamed "Samantha."

About the same time, there was a guy in the dorms named Jonathan that we nicknamed "Rob." We had a lot of strange nicknames in the dorms: Schmoo, Goat, Chief, Dallas, Odie, Squaredick, Chavez, Tomato Head....

I was one of the ones that didn't get a nickname. Of course, I was also one of the ones thinking up many of the nicknames we did have.

Oh, and when RW was down here, she got nicknamed "Kelly." Kelly is not her name.

[ArenaBoy]

My mom told me of a basketball player named Harry Ass(e) once. I can only imagine what Sportscenter must've been like when they had to say his name.

[roadside]

FUCKUKUMURA/PAUL........

I will just leave it at that......

[Masta Shake]

My dad has tuned a piano for Harry Cox.
When I worked at a record store, I used to sell CD's to a gentleman named Jim Morrison (Strangely enough, he never bought the Doors, only Jazz)

[Gabrielle Proctor]

names

I had a weird name come in to work today, his name is "Sandy Love". Doen't that make you think of something....like...dirty...like a porn name...or is it just me...?

Anyway, here are some more.

W. Bible
J. Boozer
K. Lust
Joshua Lee-Center (He said his parents were hippies when they gave him his last name. I told him he sounded like some sports complex)

[RavenStarr]

There was a man named Thomas Crapper who invented the flush toilet. I guess you could say the crapper was really invented by a crapper

Some other funny last names I've seen:

Fagg
Gobble
Corn
Looney
Peed

[TNT]

Mark Marks called me today...

[Plaidman]

Jason Voorhees: Nice guy. Cept when he waited for his cigs. Then he turned asshole. Small guy though.


I don't remmeber his last name, but his first name was Arcaneius. Arcaneius the 30+ something.