it's all CS.com's fault (Heavy swearing involved)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

FUCKHORN! I love it!!

[Broomjockey]

fucktimpani?
fuckbongo?
fucksax?
fuckbaritone?

[LizaMarie]

lol, I use entitlement whore all the time now

[Gawdzillers]

I've got one.
Fuckdidgeridoo.

Where do I pick up my prize?

[smileyeagle1021]

Heh, band jokes. I used to have a whole list of them when I was a band geek. Sadly, I've forgotten all of them...

Also, this site has the best profanity EVER. I'm going to go out and find a reason to use 'Fucktrumpet'.

you have awakened a monster...

2 tuba players walk past a bar... hey, it could happen

2 drummers walk into a bar... which is funny because you'd think at least one would have seen it

What is a bassoon good for? Firewood
What is an oboe good for? Kindling

What is the difference between a sax and a chain saw? Vibrato, but this can be minimized by holding the chain saw very still.

What's the difference between a band and a bull? The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back.

ok, i think i've taken this far enough off topic, now I will have to go back to using CS.com profanities in my work speech, my coworkers still bust up laughing every time I use the term douchenozzle

[Jester]

fucktimpani?
fuckbongo?
fucksax?
fuckbaritone?

Actually, fuckbongo kind of works. Seriously, it has a nice ring to it.

"I can't BELIEVE that fuckbongo had the nerve to yell at us because we didn't warn him when he walked in here that he couldn't smoke in here!" (actual situation from work the other day)

I've got one.
Fuckdidgeridoo.

Where do I pick up my prize?

For that one? I don't think you do.

[powerboy]

I have always used "asshat", since Chris Jericho said it years ago. I have also used "entitlement whore" at work. Made my boss, laugh at that.

[donruss]

Assclown, Epic Fail, and Entitlement Whore are now standard at my workplace.

[Gabrielle Proctor]

Every time someone whips out their check book, a big, thundering voice says in my head...


"EPIC FAIL"


Other than that, I use "douche-baggery" and "ass-hattery" a lot.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I'm pretty sure I came up with a new one: Fuckpipe.

At least I don't recall seeing anybody else use it.

[Rapscallion]

I suppose it's worth mentioning that I don't mind a moderate amount of swearing, but it's not punctuation on the rest of the site, folk? In here for discussion, fine, but please don't let it overtake the rest of the site.

I'm trying to build an image of myself that doesn't involve cheese graters.

Rapscallion

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Interestingly, the same sort of thread developed over on one of the rowdier of the SCA boards (well, it wasn't an SCA board per se, it was run by a Tuchuk wench. Tuchuks are a non-SCA group that plays with the SCA. They are...ah...how can I put this...fierce. Sort of like barbarians, I guess. The SCAdians here know what I mean.) We ran down a litany of all the colorful and creative profanity that had come up in our various conversations. Most of the threads were pretty clean, but we had this one threa called "Hostility" which was there to just rant and vent on. Some of it was filthy. All of it was funny. And man...some of the insults. That thread alone spawned a dictionary's worth of creative swearing

[queenbb]

no not really, but i have used the term "superdickery" and dumbshitery (m own term baised on the latter) in reference to www.superdickery.com which is a site that all uber geeks love which tells about how much superman is a dick.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I've used "rampaging assholism" to describe the malady that seems to be epidemic among some people, particularly customers.

Actually, I got all kinds of props over there for saying "shitbird". I didn't make that up, that's a southernism. Apparently, they'd never heard that one.

And I have referred to general rotten goings-on as "Fuckery and foul dealings"

The wench (that's what Tuchuk women are called, it's not an insult.) had come up with "fucktard" and that became a common word over there. Not crazy about that one because I don't like "retard" as an insult, but I won't lie and say some form of that hasn't come out of my mouth. It has.

[DesignFox]

I took one look at that cat pic, and I I started realizing what I was seeing, started laughing so hard I actually got an intense charlie horse just under my right ribs. <snip>

God, that cat picture is funny. (must'nt look again...do NOT look again!)

Glad to be of service. I love that little fail cat.