Teh salad is Teh Ghey

[Sheldonrs]

Doesn't that depend on the meat?

I'm an omnivore. I even eat the meat of vegans. lol!!!

[BookstoreEscapee]

And then what did they come up with after that? Egg?

Maybe they should have tried Pig Latin...





But wait, what if you're a girl?

[Jadedcarguy]

Maybe they should have tried Pig Latin...

Ig-ay? Ig-aygay?

[edible_hat]

Ig-ay? Ig-aygay?

ay-gay

Back in high school when the jock apes started in on the "gay" crap the teachers cracked down on it. So they tried to be clever and develop a code word for it. The code word was, I swear to God: "yag". Needless to say it didn't take long for the teachers to figure that out that complex riddle and throw them in detention again. =p

That's the origin of the word "yob"... English (as in England) gangs tried to develop a code based on saying stuff backwards so nobody would figure out their plans... Stuff like "Get the yobs together and we'll go hsab a poc"

[Spiffy McMoron]

I'm an omnivore.

Going by the logic in the OP, wouldn't that make you a bisexual?

[Sheldonrs]

Ewww...No!! Girls have cooties. Didn't they teach you that on the playground
in 2nd grade? :-)

[Emrld]

What is that famous quote something about "The lady doth protest too much"

I think AH needs to be given sources he can talk to in private to deal with his apparent self conflict.

Hang in there and keep taking the high rode . . . .

(and why am I now remembering one of my favorite ever outakes at the end of a movie . . . .one of the Grumpy Old Men movies has the Grandpa giving all these different terms based on meats.)

[Flood]

I had a friend who was an ex-marine, we'll call him Sean.

Once, while driving past a Toys-R-Us, Sean points out the window and says,"That dude's so gay. Look at him, carrying a purse."

I looked out the window and indeed there was a man holding a purse. He was obviously a husband holding his wife's purse while she was was getting their toddler into his stroller. I turned back to Sean, but before I could say anything, he sighed and said, "I wish I could be that gay. That man's my hero."

[Saydrah]

At least he's honest!

[BlaqueKatt]

Wow. Just wow. I never knew eating salad made one homosexual.

of course it does just ask all the bunnies!

[TryNotToBeThatOne]

I came this close to violating rule 1. ow. ow. My ribs hurt from laughing. And I need a tissue to wipe my eyes. I can't wait to tell my gay friends this and my friends who eat a lot of salads. Oh wow, this has so much potential for fun!