Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Arm]

"If they're doing medical trials on zombies, we have a problem."

[Bella_Vixen]

"Damn you, Celebrity Deathmatch! Damn you to HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[smileyeagle1021]

"(coworker)... well, the best way to describe her would be as a naughty housewife, except she's not married and she's not that naughty"

[crazylegs]

Have you had any feedback as to your performance with regards to what you put into your box?

[guitardude1987]

"Just pinch it 'till it stops being blue."

[Food Lady]

"And those fake checks don't print right..."

[Rapscallion]

"Boxheaddude fears that the work will not be done. Boxheaddude has often been let down by people without boxes on head. Boxheaddude attempts to avoid bigotry, but is hard. Boxheaddude has been seeking origins. Perhaps Boxheaddude will arrange for ninjas to kill family to give tragic backstory, but Boxheaddude knows that next week it will be retconned anyway."

Rapscallion

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

"All aboard the Crazy Train. Cuckoo!"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"I don't want that garbage in my pocket! How am I supposed to play with myself?"

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

"You're my Nizzle, she's my Doozle, and I don't even want to know what that makes me."

[Food Lady]

"Hit your light and come with me." "This doesn't have anything to do with the bathroom, does it?"
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"You'll get a seizure from looking at that color!" "I know. It's making my brain hurt right now."

[edible_hat]

"We've got to slowly dismantle my ball."

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I no longer have a job, so band practice is the closest thing I have to "being on the clock" right now.

"She just wants to get beat with the monkey paw."

And

"Gd Dn Ass Eaters!!!"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Thanks! You're such a good packer!"

[Food Lady]

"See that old lady in the turquoise? She's obsessed with me; she keeps looking at me!...I feel funny inside."