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"the more you screw the bigger the hole's gonna get"
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"I need you to ruin to Wells Fargo"
"You need me to ruin Wells Fargo? I think that's beyond my destructive capabilities.""For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ GravekeeperComment
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" i just go to the bathroom and pull it out and say thank god"Comment
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So 20% of 10 is 20.
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Well it is without the 0 on the end...
He used to be Polish. Still is I imagine."I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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"The floor is raised here so we can look down on customers. We are their god! Bwahahahaha!"Comment
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"Sorry, I'm not very good at taking meat to my face"Comment
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You didn't get me a chunk of cheese as big as my torso?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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"I think T should take J out into the desert..."
"...and drop him off?"Last edited by Food Lady; 06-13-2009, 11:04 PM."Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"When was the last time you touched an Indian"Comment
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Man, you've TOLD me how many drugs you've taken. I'm not gambling on your memory.I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"That must be why they're so anal about the eggs.""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"Mommy, I can walk NORMAL now!""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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how thick is it?Comment
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