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Do not mock my silly accent!
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"For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper -
All right then, Friday we're playing musical storage units!Arsenic is 'natural'. Hemlock is 'organic'.Comment
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"Don't go potty in the cooler, please.""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"When you came in, you had an hour of anticipation. When you leave, I'll have nothing to look forward to but an hour of soul crushing disappointment. Happy now?"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"Everyone was wet by the time I was done."
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"I'm tired of sticking this everywhere!"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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It's just a butt.I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.Comment
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"Are you trying to kill me?"Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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" i think i'd get in trouble if i whipped it out and he walked by.."Comment
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We sell so much porn, it's a wonder the people who live around here get anything done.Comment
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Look, yesterday you promised me a goat. Now make with the goat.I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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Both of us would leave in an emergency vehicle. Him in an ambulance, and me in a police car.
B"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.Comment
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"Looks like the people around here don't need the extra large condoms. But we're nearly out of the small ones."Comment
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"I'm wasn't looking for you. I was inspecting packages...I meant, uh...crap."The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.
The stupid is strong with this one.Comment
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OK, I'll do it, but I want tic tacs!"Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"I just hope it doesn't run out while I'm up here, or I'll have to bungee down."Comment
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