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"She's not entirely evil! She's got a little devil on one shoulder and, umm... I dunno what's on the other shoulder, but it's wearing a red suit."
"Santa!"
"Santa!"
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I have CDO. It's kinda like OCD, but the letters are where they should be!
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"i need some help from you, as whatever I try I don't seem to be able to get bent""You can only try so hard to look like you are working before actually doing your work seems easy in comparison" -My Boss
CW: So what exactly do you do in retentions?
Me: ummm, I ....retent stuff?Comment
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What's he going to do, shave his monkey?Comment
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Look. If you stand at just the right spot, it looks like he's peeking out from behind the pillar, then hiding again."Oh, you hate your job? There's a club for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet down at the bar." ~Drew CareyComment
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"You know you've been at work too long when you look at the clock and think 'oh it's nine pounds ten' instead of ten past nine""I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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Now; paperclips, I like to run them all over my body"So you think they named this ship the "Chimera" because there's a monster on board?" Tony DiNozzo
"They did not name it the puppy" Ziva David - NCIS, ChimeraComment
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"I couldn't care less about football."
"Are you American??""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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"We're really busy. I can't talk to you about frogs right now!"
"This coffee machine has made me a luddite."Comment
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"Ah, the good old volumetrics of urine."
RapscallionComment
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"The counterbalance has a new god, and I am he!"
RapscallionComment
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"We're playing hot potato today. I'm the potato."It's little things that make the difference between 'enjoyable', 'tolerable', and 'gimme a spoon, I'm digging an escape tunnel'.Comment
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" Forget the Uzi, I want a Metal Storm "
" Do you think the customers will look at me funny if I break out in the Napalm Song? "Meeeeoooow.....
Still missing you, PlaidComment
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I am a civil war veteran. I fought for the East, who was trying to separate the country into 3 separate nationsI am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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Stop doing work or you'll be fired!I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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"Don't let that hit you in the face! You think you're ugly now..."
"Don't let that hit you in the face! It might be an improvement."I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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