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**Spiffy McMoron** · 07-18-2009, 02:26 AM

When the punchline is "...and he ate a pound of raw hamburger!", I'm not sure if I want to know the rest of the story.

**Bandit** · 07-18-2009, 03:25 AM

How do you remember to breathe? Can you tie your shoes?

B

**llythe** · 07-19-2009, 03:12 PM

"My lips taste like Latex!"

**seigus** · 07-21-2009, 02:42 PM

"Are they being have?" (long a)

**technical.angel** · 07-21-2009, 02:43 PM

"Did you grease your ball?"
"NO!"
"You don't grease your ball?!?!?"

**crazylegs** · 07-21-2009, 07:00 PM

Can I get you to drop your bollards?

**Sauletekis** · 07-21-2009, 08:53 PM

"I don't rub TVs... I leave the TV rubbing to other people."

**DGoddessChardonnay** · 07-21-2009, 09:44 PM

Maybe if those two had just come in a few weeks ago and asked for condoms, they wouldn't be in here now asking for pregnancy tests.

**Dips** · 07-24-2009, 03:40 PM

I refer to Wednesday as the shady side of Tuesday.

**Rapscallion** · 07-25-2009, 07:16 PM

"I swear, when she saw me for the first time in two weeks I'm sure I heard her nipples sproinging to attention."

Rapscallion

**Rapscallion** · 07-27-2009, 06:53 PM

"Excuse me, a colleague just sneezed and the recoil sent her flying backwards."

Rapscallion

**crazylegs** · 07-28-2009, 08:44 PM

Great, all you've done is got my knickers wet!

**DGoddessChardonnay** · 07-28-2009, 11:34 PM

When the Coke truck's running late, it's gotta be Brad.

**Bella_Vixen** · 07-30-2009, 12:26 AM

Cheese food: accord it's very descriptive name, it's something that you would feed cheese.

**crazylegs** · 07-30-2009, 10:06 AM

Excuse me, can I abuse your hands for a moment?

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