Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[MrPibbsRevenge]

"Should I start answering the phone with the phrase "Suprise!! Buttsex!" ? "

[Solumina]

"Why do you always stick it in that hole first?"

[sarasquirrel]

CW : after this im going to do oral
me : what?? *snicker*


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Boss : do you want the big one or the little one first?
^^ my mind went dirty, and it was tempting

[sarasquirrel]

Nobody likes looking at squirrel butt

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Maybe the squirrel got her pregnant

[BlaqueKatt]

"where's a hard blunt object when you need one"

[crazylegs]

You don't have to swallow all of it...

[Dips]

"But I don't want to talk to Igor again!"

[Rapscallion]

"When I got up this morning, I never thought I'd see the phrase 'correcting his apricots' and both fully understand it and appreciate it. Life's odd like that."

Rapscallion

[purple]

"do you have a cup fetish?"

[Rapscallion]

"I've just had two voicemails that consisted of a five-year old practicing the 'Danse Macabre' in the background whilst someone asked 'Hello? Hello?' in the foreground."

Rapscallion

[TelephoneAngel]

so i sent the letter but the letter was wrong so now ill have to send a right letter as well, and then there'll be confusion

[Racket_Man]

"do you have a cup fetish?"

in my store it is

"do you have a beef fetish?"

"do you have a pork fetish?"

"do you have a wing fetish?"

"do you have a dough fetish?"

all of the various managers wierd supply ordering habits

[Cookie]

Me: I think you have a towel fetish.
CW: Mmmm! Towels!

[technical.angel]

Macs are kinda like a husband.

[draftermatt]

"I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick"