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"Go get Mytical, he's supposed to have a big one."
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Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong. -
Overheard co-worker after a network failure.
"Is the computer fixed? Can I see my files now? *click-click* Hooray! It's fixed! I can get to my... Wait, why is everything blue?"I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
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K: Wait, what did C just say?
S: I dunno. Something about squeezing calcium out of a banana.I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
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"Oh no, it's that time of the month again. Need to do the dishes."
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"Toast is a very confusing thing."
"I blame the toast again."The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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Do you think that thing should be crooked like that?No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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"Oh no my thingy isn't working! Come work my thingy!"Comment
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"I can see right up your nose."
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"See you're sand, I'm sand too, but I'm also short. You're.... tall and sand."
"Maybe she's short? Or maybe she just wears heels on weekdays and is short on the weekend. She's sand regardless.""So you think they named this ship the "Chimera" because there's a monster on board?" Tony DiNozzo
"They did not name it the puppy" Ziva David - NCIS, ChimeraComment
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"Where are your pants?!?!?!"
"Yeah I know, that's what I asked myself..."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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K: "The air con is making a strange noise."
W: *listens*
K: "What is it?"
W: "It is a strange noise.""I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.Comment
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"but I let you unzip my pants last night"Comment
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(from a friend, who heard it at her workplace)
"She can come an get that gay key herself, I'm not delivering it."No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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"Go ahead. You bring a fish sandwich to work!"Comment
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My wife's out of town and there I am. All alone in the house with this...cake.The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.
The stupid is strong with this one.Comment
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