Announcement

**Skeen** · 04-12-2012, 05:54 PM

CW1 - "Now, this isn't sexual harrassment, I swear."
CW2 - "OMG, that feels AWESOME!"

**Becks** · 04-13-2012, 03:49 AM

"Just be glad I didn't lick my finger first."

**Dreamstalker** · 04-17-2012, 01:30 AM

"That was something about a lost grocery room."

**bhskittykatt** · 04-17-2012, 10:35 AM

"It's like 'The Matrix', but with manatees!"

**crazylegs** · 04-17-2012, 08:09 PM

I've got pee in my glove.

**Dreamstalker** · 04-18-2012, 11:07 PM

"How many ways do I have to say 'rectum'?"

"The really disturbing thing about that is I'm not the one who came up with it."

**Jay 2K Winger** · 04-19-2012, 05:04 PM

"I touched, but I didn't squeeze!"

**crazylegs** · 04-19-2012, 09:32 PM

Just be glad this isn't primary school else you'd have to do this in your pants.

**sarasquirrel** · 04-23-2012, 10:05 PM

"Can't have sex on the moon"

**dakhur** · 04-25-2012, 05:09 AM

Has sir made sure he has both his nuts today?

**dakhur** · 04-25-2012, 05:11 AM

Would you like to fondle my underpants before making a selection madam?

**Dreamstalker** · 04-25-2012, 04:48 PM

Come on, I have to start my quest for world domination somewhere.

**scroob** · 04-25-2012, 08:40 PM

I've got one breast out, would you like the other one too?

**scroob** · 04-25-2012, 08:45 PM

"go see the gentleman at the front"
"who came in?"

**dalesys** · 04-26-2012, 12:09 AM

Don't yell like that! You scared the sh*t out of me!

If I really had, you'd be a lot smaller.

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