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  • #2566
    Misread hand-written note:
    "Let's start assembling a porn file here. We are looting so slack early next week may meet staff out of it from time to time."
    "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
    -Mira Furlan

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    • #2567
      Boss: "I need a hooker though."
      Me: "I'm sorry... What did you say?"
      Coworker: "She's a hooker!"
      Boss: "I said I need a hooker."
      Me: "Okay. Just making sure I heard you right." O.o
      "And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare

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      • #2568
        "I can take it all! Just give it to me!"
        "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
        -Mira Furlan

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        • #2569
          If you screw it, it's rigid, if you don't it's all floppy.
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #2570
            right before we open the doors on black friday: may the odds forever be in your favour.
            Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
            Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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            • #2571
              "I like to use the big fat ones to pop those open."
              _________________________________________

              "You guys, I watched a bunch of Futurama episodes before bed and then I had weird dreams all night."

              "Ok, no sympathy for you this time. You brought that upon yourself."

              __________________________________________________ ________

              "I'm trying to put those on hold so they'll quit coming!"
              The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

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              • #2572
                So when it's wet you might find it slips away from you...
                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                • #2573
                  "She told me to go fuck myself."
                  "DON'T DO IT!"

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                  • #2574
                    CW: "I'm off the clock, so I can throw a fit."
                    Me: "You're still in uniform, so that would still be inappropriate."
                    CW: "I could fix that pretty quick, but that would make it even more inappropriate."
                    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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                    • #2575
                      "I don't think he wants you to handle his Dong."

                      "Let's go knock this lady out."

                      "You shouldn't be around people."
                      Last edited by EricKei; 01-09-2014, 03:24 PM. Reason: TRIple Merge Combo
                      This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                      I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                      • #2576
                        "They don't know you from a ball of fish!!!"
                        Is it Asshole Day or what? - MoonCat
                        It's ALWAYS Asshole Day. - Jay2KWinger

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                        • #2577
                          "Well, maybe you didn't shove it in there far enough."
                          "I shoved it in there really hard!!!"
                          "Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages." - Terry Pratchett
                          Emissary of Minong - my blog and its Facebook page

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                          • #2578
                            "I want to pull you all off later."

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                            • #2579
                              "Have you tried back-dooring?"
                              This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                              I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                              • #2580
                                "Sometimes a little rut is good for you"

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