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"That's a nice looking rack. I haven't seen it like that though."
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I've heard of "Itching for some action," but ...
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"That's a nice looking rack. I haven't seen it like that though."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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"Could you please bring the guest in room XXX a cock to open bottle?"
"Do you know what you just said?""Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages." - Terry Pratchett
Emissary of Minong - my blog and its Facebook pageComment
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"I see you back there, tearin' it up!"Comment
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I meant to do that...or, I didn't mean to do that, or, I mean one of those, whichever one means the one I mean.Pain and suffering are inevitable...misery is optional.Comment
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"Did you fix the tits?""For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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"They named a board game after me. Smart-Ass."
"Oh yeah? They named a movie after you. Jackass."
'Well they named a movie after you guys: The Three Stooges!"
"They named a movie after you too: Clueless."
"They named a movie after you and your recent trip to Milwaukee: Dude Where's My Car?"
"Oh yeah? They named a movie after you two: Mean Girls."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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For some reason I'm picturing this happening in the cabin at some summer camp, and then the counselor interrupting the proceedings with, "They wrote a book for all of you, it's called Go The Fuck To Sleep."Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostLast edited by EricKei; 05-11-2014, 08:44 PM. Reason: *scrolls up* Ayyyyup. His entire post is still right there above thisPWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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I'm sorry I missed you on Friday, unfortunately I was out sick. I'll bring the application in this afternoon after work and leave with Ghel.
(I didn't know she was interested!)"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
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Maybe it takes longer for the faxes to arrive from Canada."I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
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"Actually, we're all gay here. We LOVE to have a gay old time!"Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Today a co-worker sprayed some Axe deodorant and the first thing out of my mouth was 'Hey it's smells like a douchebag in here'Comment
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"Can we call this article 'Rim Job'?"
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"Anyone who doesn't like that title can kiss my ass""For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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"If I don't go home and change before I go out again, people are going to think I had butt sex with Tinkerbelle."Comment
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"I need to go wash my hands before I touch myself!"Comment
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