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"One...two...THREE!"
"OwowowOW!"
"Can I pull out yet?"
[three voices at once] "No!"
"OwowowOW!"
"Can I pull out yet?"
[three voices at once] "No!"
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"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor -
"How much more stuff is there on the truck?"
"A dickton"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"This is why we can't let [Agent J] near the interns!""For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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"It's always better to be the fucker than the fuck-ee. Trust me on this."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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"I am no longer above profiting from people's ignorance.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"So my husband was listening to some African music and mounting a deer...."
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"Fuck you apricots!"
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"I refuse to wear noodles on my feet."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Mummy has a bucket!Comment
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"That doesn't prove anything; there could be strippers anywhere (while waving $1 bills around)"
"They thought we were too good for fucking straws"
"Wash the adultery out of your mouth...""For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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"Pants make me angry"
"Infidelity is only for special occasions, you know, like birthdays."Pain and suffering are inevitable...misery is optional.Comment
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"Stupid girls, I hope they get butt cancer."
And another...
"Whackula would be the masturbating vampire!"Last edited by KhirasHY; 05-18-2014, 11:30 AM."That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."Comment
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D: "Guess where I'm taking him next?"
S: "The bathroom?"
Me: "That's my line!"
"Stop it! Not yet! We're not taking pictures of that yet!...Stop, [D]!""For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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From a customer looking for exact change for his coffee and bagel:
"I may have to give you something big."The customer is always right until I decide he isn't.Comment
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"I'ma tell ya like this right here, right now, you can do it from the back but boss lady ain't gone like it!"
"Phrasing!"Comment
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