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me: there are ants in the bathroom
m: would those be pissants?
c: my cats are slightly gay.
m: would those be pissants?
c: my cats are slightly gay.
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Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
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"Note to self: it's hard to boot from a CD if you don't put it in the drive!"SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!Comment
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"It's a drawing of a giant, angelic, winged, planet-eating frog."
"I feel like I've now been inducted into a secret society."
"You pull it out and I'll stand behind ... stop looking at me like that!"
RapscallionComment
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"Thought about suckwinder huge recently?"
"No, but I will now"Comment
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"What are you doing in my shop?"
"Did you say Kentucky Fried Chicken? That's the competition! Boo hiss!"Comment
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"I don't know where to start with what I don't understand about that one."The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.
The stupid is strong with this one.Comment
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It's Science! We don't NEED a reason!Comment
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(radio airs an ad for next week's breafast show featuring a mystery presenter)
"Ah it's good old Fuckface McShithead. Why else would they bleep out her name?"Comment
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"Did you just say 'lol'? Roflacious!"
RapscallionComment
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"you suck"
"acutally, I'll leave that to you"If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the songComment
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So anyway, pirates!
I'm not even married yet and I already hate my mother in law.Comment
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No one drinks regular soda.
I do.
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we're planting pin wheels in the green space todayComment
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"Nothing heats your house faster!"
"So use nothing!"
"[co-worker] P needs help."
"So what else is new? Pope converted to Catholicism?"Comment
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"What can I say? I'm good with my mouth."<Insert clever signature here>Comment
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