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"I have a third nipple!!!"
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The report button - not just for decoration
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"Why would you want to impersonate Yoda at work?"
"Why *wouldn't* you want to? Wax and wash car, dollars nine, hmm?"Comment
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"I gave up eating those after I read the ingredients. Meat possibly including pork. They don't even know what animals are in it!"
"Ed, that's the first time I've heard you swear. Do it again!"
"Fuck you."Last edited by edible_hat; 06-21-2008, 06:49 AM.Comment
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"Go on, stroke it. It's ok. Quite firm, isn't it?"Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.Comment
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"I can see Dick in him."Expect great things, but you'll get what you get.
PossJBComment
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"If she really is a whore, I feel sorry for her clients."Comment
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"My dice bag is bigger than yours."
"I don't need to compensate."Comment
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"Let's do the redhead now."Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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Xylophone solo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"You are first on scene of a major incident, a large aircraft has crashed blocking all 6 lanes of the motorway, there are large numbers of casualties of various severity, there have also been numerous car collisions on the motorway prior to the aircraft, the aircraft has spilled a large amount of fuel and you are the first on the scene, what do you do?"
"Remove your hat and mingle with the crowd."Comment
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Just got this one in:
"Hey dad? Do you want me to pile the bodies up vertically or side by side?"Comment
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"We can't hit people, its not in the budget."
"Can we stab them?"Comment
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