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"Yep, our clients would all survive the zombie invasion."
"Good survival instincts, huh?"
"Nope. Got no brains."
"Good survival instincts, huh?"
"Nope. Got no brains."
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Gryffltherclaw: Because who says you have to pick just one?
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This computer was so messed up, I had to call canada!I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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"Got any nipples?"
"Two of them."
"Yeah, but can I grease them up?"
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"Well, do I get dinner and drinks out of it?"I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"This is porn for credit controllers."
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"Well, you can tell her I've been banging away at you all morning!"Comment
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"He's the blokiest bloke in the world.""I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.Comment
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f*ckpole!!I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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mommy, can we go to guatemala?I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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"I want the boss to hurry up and price these so I can make my husband buy me one."
"If I ever meet the guy who did that, he's going to hospital." (and knowing the guy who said it, it was not an empty threat)Comment
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"Hey Khiras, I think someone just came in who peed his pants."
"Daddy?"
"You awake?"
"Yep."
"You sure?"
"Yep."
"Are you ok?"
"Yep."
"Want to go kill something?"
"Yep.""That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."Comment
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"That's it, I'm done... He doesn't think he's our 'boss' he thinks he owns us"
"I didn't even bother to try and talk him out of it, his mind was made up. Plus what would I have said? 'Frank, stay this is a grea... ha, see I can't even get through it now"Comment
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"I put pants on for you!""Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac HallComment
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"She looks good! She's not wearing pants!"I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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"It's amazing, [overpriced impulse buy item] won't stay on the shelves."
"I'll get the super glue."Comment
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"You just want to sign Intimates so you can look at bras."
"What can I say? I like to feel pretty."Expect great things, but you'll get what you get.
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