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"I want you to fire everyone here except Dreamstalker."
"That still won't make cloning legal."
"That still won't make cloning legal."
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"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor -
"Luuuunch.. YES! Mike can back-door me on this one, if it's free I'll get it in me"
"Um... "That's what she said...?"
and don't you mean back me on this one?"
"If I wanted a english lesson, I'd suck J.K. Rowling"
"Wait.. what?
and don't you mean "an" english lesson 
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"I'ma spank your ass"
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Yea that's right, let it all out. The sexual frustration is Strooooooong with you!!! "
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"I don't know how to do this."
"There's the screw hole."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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"The man is back on my roof trying to take my house apart!""For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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"I've got to go home and do my BUTT exercise".
Queue my warped mind going in several very interesting directions.I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
-- Life Sucks Then You Die.
"I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."Comment
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"There's a lot going on in my pockets.""For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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"Who has the gun?"This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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Me: "Okay, I'll get rid of the strippers."
Security officer: "Thank you!"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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"It's not a dust bunny *tribe*... it's a *universe*..."Is it Asshole Day or what? - MoonCat
It's ALWAYS Asshole Day. - Jay2KWingerComment
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Looks like <Bossman> is selling dishwashers. The alarm clock is on.πϱ -- The Greek Society you've been burning to join!Comment
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Don't cut the rope you are hanging from!No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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"I love fucking fiberglass.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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"No matter how I handle it, I can't get it up!"When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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"'It is a mouthful of fun.' What does that even mean?"
"Come back here and I'll show you."
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostDon't ask me why I was digging through this thread, but I thought everybody should know we actually did freak out one of our managers with that.Quoth Food Lady View Post Irv, I need to come work at your store.
She marched right to my supervisor and told her "You know, I think those guys are talking about CHLOROFORMING a WOMAN!"
Breaking the rule of this thread for a moment--this was triggered by a bottle of kitchen cleaner with bleach leaking in a box.
On another note, the swamp is always accepting applications and we're always looking for new freight teammates. We're an equal opportunity employer; exceptionally horrible people are encouraged to apply.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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