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"Luuuunch.. YES! Mike can back-door me on this one, if it's free I'll get it in me"
"Um... "That's what she said...?" and don't you mean back me on this one?"
"If I wanted a english lesson, I'd suck J.K. Rowling"
"Wait.. what? and don't you mean "an" english lesson "
"I'ma spank your ass"
" Yea that's right, let it all out. The sexual frustration is Strooooooong with you!!! "
"The man is back on my roof trying to take my house apart!"
"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad") "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005) Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad") "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005) Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
Don't ask me why I was digging through this thread, but I thought everybody should know we actually did freak out one of our managers with that.
She marched right to my supervisor and told her "You know, I think those guys are talking about CHLOROFORMING a WOMAN!"
Breaking the rule of this thread for a moment--this was triggered by a bottle of kitchen cleaner with bleach leaking in a box.
On another note, the swamp is always accepting applications and we're always looking for new freight teammates. We're an equal opportunity employer; exceptionally horrible people are encouraged to apply.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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