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    This is from Hubby's job site. He is a security guard at a gated community.

    Big Dick (BD) had a bunch of wood and wanted to deliver his load. He came up to the gate when Hubby's coworker was working.

    Unfortunately for BD, the person he was delivering to never called him in. If you aren't called in by a resident, you don't get to enter the village.

    Cue much cussing from BD. He insisted he delivered there all the time and refused to leave the gate until he was allowed in. Hubby's CW finally got him to pull off to the side. BD then got out of his vehicle and walked up to continue cussing out the security guard.

    A resident was walking her dog and BD asked her to authorize him to enter the community. The woman wanted nothing to do with BD and his wood and told him so. Hubby's CW then told BD he couldn't solicit residents at the gate.

    BD finally left. A couple hours later the resident who was to receive BD's wood called and apologized for neglecting to call him in, and authorized his entry.

    BD returned on Hubby's shift.

    Hubs: "What's your name and where are you headed?" *Though he already knew, as he'd been warned.*
    BD: *gives info*
    Hubs: *checks him in* "Okay, you're all set!"
    BD: "What's your security company?"
    Hubs: "It's [company]".
    BD: "And where are you located?"
    Hubs: "We're in [city]."
    BD: "And who's in charge of this account?"
    Hubs: "I would presume someone in our office."
    BD: "I'll be having words with your boss!"

    I suspect if BD does complain, Hubby's CW will get a commendation for doing his job so well.
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • #2
    Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
    Big Dick (BD) had wood and wanted to deliver his load.
    .
    I'm sure he did...
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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    • #3
      Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
      Big Dick (BD) had a bunch of wood and wanted to deliver his load.

      I think I saw that movie.

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      • #4
        My mind went to visit Sheldon in his gutter....

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        • #5
          Joining everyone else in the gutter

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          • #6
            There should be a Like button for great thread titles
            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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            • #7
              Quoth MoonCat View Post
              There should be a Like button for great thread titles
              Heh heh

              An update: the guy actually called, and got the regional head office in [Bigger City]. So the big bosses had to call Hubby's CW, the site manager, and get a copy of the site orders. Nothing will come of it, since they were doing their job properly and all, but it's an annoyance.
              Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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              • #8
                I'm also joining the gutter party.
                At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

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                • #9
                  Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
                  Big Dick (BD) had a bunch of wood and wanted to deliver his load.
                  Butt-head: Uh huh huh huh... Wood...

                  Seriously though is this at all like that classic Roy D. Mercer prank call where he tries to accuse a car salesman of sexually harassing his wife who was looking to buy a Ford Taurus and the salesman kept wanting to show his wife his [Ford] Probe?

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                  • #10
                    I'm in the gutter too.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Estil View Post
                      Butt-head: Uh huh huh huh... Wood...
                      Beavis: And then he said "load". Yeah, that was cool.
                      To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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                      • #12
                        Big Dick may have been delivering wood, but how wet was that wood?
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • #13
                          YAY there's a party in the gutter!
                          No trees were killed in the posting of this message.

                          However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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                          • #14
                            It's a good thing i restocked the bar down here in the Gutter ^^

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Kazim View Post
                              It's a good thing i restocked the bar down here in the Gutter ^^
                              I'd like to order a cocktail.
                              To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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