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  • #16
    *Points to the bar*
    it's open, so you can make it to your own taste ^^

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    • #17
      Quoth Mr Hero View Post
      ... order a cock-tail.
      You'll have to supply one half. Supply of the other half will depend on your negotiating skills.
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #18
        I might be able to supply some arteficial erm... stuff...



        Just remember, I make adult toys for a living....
        No trees were killed in the posting of this message.

        However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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        • #19
          This thread is just getting ridickulous now.

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          • #20
            Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
            The woman wanted nothing to do with BD and his wood and told him so.
            I am Shocked!!! that no one went after this.

            I also nominate this for best thread title of the month.
            "Employees can make or break any business, so treat them with respect. Job satisfaction has little to do with money. Discover what it has to do with and make sure they get it."

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            • #21
              Quoth Teskeria View Post
              My mind went to visit Sheldon in his gutter....
              Gutter? Moi? I can't see that far above me to see the gutter!
              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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              • #22
                Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                Gutter? Moi? I can't see that far above me to see the gutter!
                Hey hey welcome back o Lord Of The Gutter.....
                The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                • #23
                  Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
                  An update: the guy actually called, and got the regional head office in [Bigger City].
                  Butthead: She said head.....Heh heh
                  See you in the gutter.
                  I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                  Who is John Galt?
                  -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                  • #24
                    *looks through her music clips and finds the right Bill Cosby one*

                    Your (all) being silly! Go to bed!"

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                    • #25
                      Quoth fireheart View Post
                      Hey hey welcome back o Lord Of The Gutter.....
                      He just got done telling you he can't see that high.

                      He's the Lord of the SEWER, thank you very much.
                      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Aethian View Post
                        Your (all) being silly! Go to bed!"
                        You *really* want us to go to bed while we're talking like this?
                        At the conclusion of an Irish wedding, the priest said "Everybody please hug the person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth mathnerd View Post
                          You *really* want us to go to bed while we're talking like this?
                          Now that just opens up a whole new can of worms right there . . .heh heh.

                          And speaking of which, we can always start a new Pervfest Thread since the old one is closed.
                          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                          • #28
                            wasn't the old pervfest thread some 250+ pages long?...

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                            • #29
                              Quoth Kazim View Post
                              wasn't the old pervfest thread some 250+ pages long?...
                              Something like that. Last post was in 2011, so it's been long since automatically closed.
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                              • #30
                                Quoth Kazim View Post
                                wasn't the old pervfest thread some 250+ pages long?...
                                The Fun Song thread is on page 1092...
                                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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