Sounds like someone who claims to be a blackjack expert...and then splits a pair of 10s (one of the most boneheaded moves possible that to some beginners sounds like it'd make sense; like bringing out the queen too early in chess).
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Quoth Estil View PostSounds like someone who claims to be a blackjack expert...and then splits a pair of 10s (one of the most boneheaded moves possible that to some beginners sounds like it'd make sense; like bringing out the queen too early in chess).
OK most of the time I'll just sit pretty; but a pair of faces or tens against a dealer 6? I might throw caution to the wind and splitem. Depends on how well I'm playing (how up I am) more than anything and most of the time I wouldn't.
Of course I also don't claim to be a BJ expert either.
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