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  • #16
    Sounds like someone who claims to be a blackjack expert...and then splits a pair of 10s (one of the most boneheaded moves possible that to some beginners sounds like it'd make sense; like bringing out the queen too early in chess).

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    • #17
      Quoth An Haddock View Post
      My dad gave me a little lizard/dragon statue as a housewarming gift. He'd had it for years and I like red dragons, so that was cool. I had it sitting on the counter and D was afraid of the statue because it looked realistic. (aside from the wings jutting out from its back and it having 4 legs) I finally made him pick it up and put it on a shelf so he could see it was a goddammed statue.
      Hey don't give that sucka no statue! Give him guts! Sorry I couldn't resist.

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      • #18
        Quoth Estil View Post
        Sounds like someone who claims to be a blackjack expert...and then splits a pair of 10s (one of the most boneheaded moves possible that to some beginners sounds like it'd make sense; like bringing out the queen too early in chess).
        I resemble that remark!

        OK most of the time I'll just sit pretty; but a pair of faces or tens against a dealer 6? I might throw caution to the wind and splitem. Depends on how well I'm playing (how up I am) more than anything and most of the time I wouldn't.

        Of course I also don't claim to be a BJ expert either.

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        • #19
          Quoth Jetfire View Post
          Of course I also don't claim to be a BJ expert either.


          Um....

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          • #20
            Quoth Jetfire View Post
            Of course I also don't claim to be a BJ expert either.
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            • #21
              Quoth EricKei View Post
              Paging Shelton...Please pick up the Courtesy Thread...Paging Shelton...


              You gotta say his name three times in a row . . . like with Beetlejuice.

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              • #22
                Quoth Jetfire View Post
                Of course I also don't claim to be a BJ expert either.
                Nah, that's hookers.
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                • #23
                  Quoth Monterey Jack View Post
                  Um....
                  Yup, it was intentional. I knew how it could be taken and decided to lob an easy one out to the crowd.

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Zellie Crescent View Post
                    Nah, that's hookers.
                    People who crochet?
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                    • #25
                      Quoth dalesys View Post
                      People who crochet?
                      They call themselves "seamstresses." (hem hem)
                      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                        They call themselves "seamstresses." (hem hem)
                        Beware the Agony Aunts.
                        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth EricKei View Post
                          Paging Shelton...Please pick up the Courtesy Thread...Paging Shelton...
                          How did a US Acres character (the walking egg) get involved in all this? This thread sure got scrambled quickly.

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                          • #28
                            Quoth Jetfire View Post
                            Of course I also don't claim to be a BJ expert either.
                            My mind right where everyone else's did.

                            Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                            They call themselves "seamstresses." (hem hem)
                            Make sure you find one that can mend straight.
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                            • #29
                              You guys are AWFUL.
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                              • #30
                                Quoth Tama View Post
                                You guys are AWFUL.
                                And we're pretty good, too!
                                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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