No you can't have my boyfriend

[Crazeyal]

One thing is that there are always shades of grey. There is flirting, and there is humping anything that doesn't run away (and a few things that try and fail!)

I have several friends who are unabashed flirts. They hit on anything that MOVES. But nothing ever comes from it (well.. two kids.. but he married her..) You CAN be flirtatious and not be sleezy. You can also go out to a bar and NOT act like an idiot.

well..

SOME people can..

[Gurndigarn]

I think the alcohol plays a part as well. I would like to hope that at least when sober, some of these ladies have at least a little bit of class and self respect.

Depends on the woman. I personally have an interesting comparison point: I went to a university that is owned by a church, and it takes the whole "we are a reflection on the values of our church" very, very seriously. You do not act like a skank and stay there. (Well, honestly, most skanks would see the requirements for this place and RUN!)

On the other hand, it has a reputation for being excellent husband hunting ground. So you find a number of ladies there who think graduation invovles a veil, not a cap and gown. So, by comparison: genteel and desperate does have more class than skanky and desperate. Self-respect... ah, maybe. They can still act insanely desperate, and they can tie up their entire self-image into being married, to the point of scaring people around them (and scaring away their dinner prospective husbands.) They're far easier to be around... if you're not the one they're pursuing. It's probably even easier on their prey, since they're more likely to use tears and pleading rather than phone calls at 2AM and raving arguments in public places (tears are far more ladylike, after all).

Their roommates, who get to hear all about the trials and tribulations with "The Guy", don't always agree that it's easier, though. I met my wife there. She was one of the ones who was trying for a more tranditional graduation. But she had a dormmate, you see....

[Misanthropical]

We had a woman in a church we use to go to that was always trying to hit on my husband and would do it right in front of me. My husband was horrifed by her.

I thought it was funny at first, because there was no way she had a chance even if he was single.

It got real weird when she started dressing like me and wearing her hair like I did. She did not pull the look off at all, considering she could make two of me.

I finally had it with her and told her if she flirted with my husband one more time, I would kick her ass so hard I would hit the back of the church with her (we were standing in front of the church). She decided the best course of action was to stop.

I told the pastor what I did and he started laughing and told me he thought it was great.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Yeah, see, I'm right there with you. It's not that you think your husband is actually going to run off with the heifer, it's just that it's extremely insulting to you and your family.

I don't care someone hits on my guy. In fact, I can completely sympathize. He's hot. Just do NOT do it in my face.

[Becks]

I told the pastor what I did and he started laughing and told me he thought it was great.

Great response by him.

Maybe she bothered him, too?

[Imogene]

Ummm...42?

So... that's the question the mice were looking for? "What's the best age guy to date?"

[Cyphr]

So... that's the question the mice were looking for? "What's the best age guy to date?"

My friend you just won the internet... now where did I leave my babelfish?

[Auto]

BC: You're not that old, and I'll be 18 in a few months! Besides, my last boyfriend was 42!

Me: Ummm...42? (my brain was shocked into asking this stupid question)

BC: Yeah, my mom was cool with it because he was a really nice guy. He used to her boyfriend, but I'm way hotter. But now she says I can't date anyone over 40. *insert pouty face*

Gerrinson,

I was once in the audience at the taping of the Jerry Springer show when the topic was "Men who dump their fiances to date their fiance's daughter."

the guests were the scummiest people on he planet.

[zzapp the witch]

OT Update: Bf is now an ex. Let him go back to the heifer. I'm not putting up with a liar.

Oddment in numbers + Douglas Adams buffoonery: The next man I conquer will be my so-called "meaning of life." Guess I'd better make it a good one.




Now taking applications.....




Edit: I'm kidding. I think. Well, whatever it takes to set the tone that I'm not a desparate skank on an internet forum.

[blas]

No worries Zzap! I'm a newly single lady too.........we just gotta keep on trucking and try to weed through all the worthless losers until we find one that's actually worth our time and effort. It's kind of like trying to find a perfect fitting bra.

[Record Store Tough Guy]

@ zzzap & blas:

So how you doin'?



lolz.

[blas]

GAAAH the eyebrows!!! My ex did that all the time and it drove me nuts!

It'd be the most inappropriate time to try to...entice me, and I'd give him a disapproving look or a "No!" and then he'd get this big stupid smile on his face and wiggle his eyebrows.

[Mark Healey]

Now, where were forward girls like her when I was single?

It's some twisted thing in girl brains. I'm guessing that they figure that if some other girl wants him, he must be a catch. I always get hit on when I'm with someone and have to struggle when I'm not. Married guys have told me that the ring is a chick magnet.

[Andara Bledin]

It's some twisted thing in girl brains. I'm guessing that they figure that if some other girl wants him, he must be a catch. I always get hit on when I'm with someone and have to struggle when I'm not. Married guys have told me that the ring is a chick magnet.

Confidence is sexy.

Desperation is totally un-sexy.

When you have found someone to be with, you're demeanor is different, and that is what makes others of the target population suddenly start taking notice.

Then there are the ones who go after people with rings. They're just skanks.

And I've yet to find someone to disprove this one: Once a cheater, always a cheater.

^-.-^

[Lace Neil Singer]

What gets me tho is the way that some girls act around their boyfs. I've mentioned this before I think; how some girls act as tho their fat, balding, sweaty, hairy backed boyf is the best thing since sliced bread and give every single girl who walks past them the stink eye. O_o I'd understand it if you were the girlf of a stud muffin, but believe me, you can keep Fatty Baldy Hairy Sweaty Man all to yourself!