Shopping Sucky Person

[Becks]

Aethian, *hugs*. We must find a way to get together and do a happy dance. I'll teach you mine.

I'm not terribly big, and thankfully, people seem to think I weigh less than I actually do

Same here, bless them.

And for all that I'm smooshie, if you will, I have quite the male harem.

Damn that woman. I wonder if her love life consists of one night stands that she convinces herself "means more".

[cinema guy]

Jeez, what a cow.

She needs to be fed into the

[fma_fanatic]

God, what a fucking bitch. Honey, I would have paid good money to see her be bitch slapped by you. I think I would have helped.

I've run into a few of them at SOs store. I just hold up my left hand and show off the ring with something like, "Oh really? Gee, I should tell my husband that. He's working in Dairy right now. Wanna go talk to him?" Most of them run off, a few stare at the the ring then walk off.

And I wouldn't be hard pressed to find any of SOs co-workers who would tell them off either, as nearly everyone in his store knows and likes me.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Really, it kind of flabbergasts me that an adult would say that to a complete stranger. I gotta wonder if she wasn't mentally ill.

Seriously. I mean, I know it's been said before, but here in the South ass-kickings are fairly commonplace. And you don't get too many people who would just go up to someone with this level of insane rudeness. I don't know if Southerners really are more polite, or we just know there is an ass-kicking waiting for us if we don't toe the line.

Don't get me wrong, we have our share of outrageousness, too. But this? This behavior would earn you a beating.

[Evil Queen]

This behavior would earn you a beating.

And I'll help.

[Sliceanddice]

omg... want to kill her.
I am a big girl. I have PCOS. It is hard to lose weight. I dont have a lot of free time, or didnt when actually had a job. I eat better and less by weight and activity level than every skinny ass bitch ive ever meet. You wanna see a death glaire call me fat. Wanna tongue lashing that will leave you limping and bruised add ass, slob, or anything nasty.
Personally gummy bears when you eat like a handful is a great snake, not bad on calories, nice for the sweet need. I like to get a alot of popcorn with salt no butter and eat it wth a few gummy bears i get a nce snake and will only eat like 200 calories.
ritz are a great snake when you diet because a few ten or so can be chew through out the day for some calories and you wont feel that hungry thirsty.
And pop? good god does that chick know how many more calories and bad caffene are present in latte???
in fact everything you say sounds great, and the only thing i would not eat you talked about? Eggs on my salad, it make the lettice soggy ick

[TryNotToBeThatOne]

I hope that I never have the chance to use it but in response to OP bitch, a pitying look and 'oh you poor dear. He finally got tired of just hitting bones and left you for someone my size, didn't he? That's okay, dear. I understand that you're just bitter and lonely."

[Tireana Dorcha]

My response to 'people' like this is: "I don't know what crawled up your butt and died, but you better pull it out before it starts to fester."

'Course in this witch's case I think it had already begun to do so...

[chainedbarista]

having been on both sides of the fence *skinny/slim when younger and more 'full figured' now* i can say it's not so much about the look, but how you are; you're getting some, and that ice hag *expletive* isn't.

as for the 'tut tut,' she could actually afford to eat, rather than 'diet' for a change.

looks aren't everything; what good is a pretty package if there's NOTHING inside it?

aeth, she's not worth the tears; if it happens again, look that person up and down slowly, then laugh and walk away. (they'll wonder what the joke is...not realizing it's THEM)

off topic, sugar gets converted to glycogen, which becomes a stored source of fat, but either way, she was more than crossing a few lines.

[air914]

she's just hungry and jealous

I hope that's never me.... I work so hard on keeping my weight down and when I see someone very large filling up their cart with junk (not just a bag of gummy bears - I mean like fatty fatty ice cream, fried chicken, potato chips - a whole cart load of crap), I just think "well no wonder they're fat". But I would never say anything to them! It's none of my business!!! And I certainly wouldn't tell them no one will want to sleep with them.....

You should have said "well I don't want to sleep with you, so I guess I shouldn't worry!" Or "My boyfriend likes a girl he can actually hold....not some frail thing he's afraid he might break if he touches her..."

Or
"Being fat and happy is better than being slim and nasty. Forget about no one wanting to sleep with you - you won't have any friends either if you're always nasty to everyone"

Ooh those good retorts never come to mind in the situation, huh!

[calulu]

OMG! Just read the story and all I can say is that I'm so so sorry! She's lucky it wasn't me because I would have bodychecked her skinny ass right into the Twinkie display and mussed up the suit. The nerve! Like it's any of her business....

[lineswine]

Several things spring to mind:-

1) What a 24 carat bitch, it has absolutely NOTHING to do with her, she may be jealous that you can do what she can only dream of.
2) She's either hungry, or been dumped for someone with curves.
3) I hope the pop went all over her suit.
4) She's SOOOO wrong...chubby chicks rock! (Ask my wife, all curvy goodness).

Conclusion...she's one messed-up woman, she's sad, bitter & highly deluded.
I feel only pity for her.
As for you...(& all the other curvy chicks out there)...

[Record Store Tough Guy]

While I am certainly guilty of gawking at people who carry so much weight their knees have chins, I keep my comments to myself. Mainly because I don't know their circumstances. It may be a case of put down the fork, it may not, but that gives me no right to belittle a complete stranger (however if you look like that but choose to go out in public dressed as a belly dancer I may have some words to say about your egregious lack of judgment).

Having said that, my retort would have been something along the lines of "yeah, well I'm losing weight. How exactly do you fix 'bitch'?"

[SpyOne]

"Your just going to get fatter don't you ever want to be loved? Because no one is going to want to sleep with your fat ass." (snip) Or am I just taking this far too harder then I should be?

I believe that if you had slugged her in the face, a Judge would not have convicted you of assault.
Despite what our mothers told us about never responding to words with violence, the law recognizes certain statements as equivelent to throwing the first punch, and I firmly believe hers fall into that category. Therefore, you should be feeling as if you were suddenly punched in the same situation.

Of course, a scathing witty comeback would be preferable in that situation to fisticuffs, but I kinda think that woman could benefit from being beaten up badly. Maybe she'd learn not to talk that way to strangers.

Robert Howard put these words in Conan's mouth: I've found that 'savages' are usually more polite than 'civilized men', because 'civilized men' have learnt that they can be rude without getting their skull split open.