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    Way Too Much Information (Very Gross)

    This was very gross to me, but after reading some of the other threads here, it might not actually be that bad.

    So I went to see my podiatrist the other day because I will be having surgery on my ankle next month.

    I arrive at the doctors office, sign in, and go sit down in the corner. I pick up a random magazine and start reading.

    Me: I shouldn't have sat there
    LW: Lady in waiting room that doesn't know when to be quiet
    LH: Lady's husband
    Italics: My thoughts

    LW: Honey, they told me that the doctor is running an hour behind
    LH: I know, dear, I'm sorry

    Now there are 5 doctors in this doctors office and I wanted to know if my doctor was the one running an hour behind.

    Me: Excuse me, but I couldn't help but overhearing. Which doctor is running an hour late?

    LW: Dr. A

    Yes! That's not my doctor!

    LW: Is that your doctor too?
    Me: No, mine is Doctor B
    LW: Oh

    I go back to reading my magazine because I think our conversation is over.

    LW: Why are you seeing Dr. B?
    Me: I have to have surgery on my ankle and have some tendons reattached.
    LW: Oh, I have to see Dr. A because the pus isn't draining from my leg correctly.
    Me: Ew.
    LW: I had to go to the hospital a few weeks ago to get some pus drained from my leg. I was there for a few days and the doctor said I was fine and let me go with a special bag attached to my leg that could collect any extra pus. But yesterday, I noticed that there was alot a extra drainage, so here I am.
    Me: Um, ok.
    LW: Points to part of pants with a large bump. This is where the pus is draining into the special bag for it. I've had to empty it too many times lately so there has to be something wrong with it.
    Me: Oh That is gross
    LW: Pokes bag with pus in it, the bag jiggles
    Me: EW, EW, EW!

    Finally the nurse called my name and I went back to see my doctor. When I left the doctors office, the lady and her husband were still sitting there.

    I can't really describe just how gross it as to see her bag of pus jiggle, even if it was under her pants leg.
    Last edited by Aramika; 05-01-2008, 05:56 AM. Reason: grammar
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  • #2
    Jiggling pus bag IRL FTL. EW.
    That's one where I would've thumbs-upped her and said "Now, you just STAY classy."

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    • #3
      Quoth Aramika View Post
      even if it was under her pants leg.
      Don't know where you are, but from what I remember of living in the Potomac valley area of Virginia, you're lucky this didn't happen a couple of months from now - when that hot, sticky summer would have had your TMI lady in shorts or a dress


      Quoth BlackIronCrown View Post
      That's one where I would've thumbs-upped her and said "Now, you just STAY classy."
      Stolen! I can see this one getting applied often.

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      • #4


        If I had an issue like that, I very highly doubt I'd tell strangers about it.

        And jiggling?
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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        3rd shift needs love, too
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        • #5
          Quoth sms001 View Post
          Don't know where you are, but from what I remember of living in the Potomac valley area of Virginia, you're lucky this didn't happen a couple of months from now - when that hot, sticky summer would have had your TMI lady in shorts or a dress
          I live near Richmond, so I know how hot it can get. You're right, I am lucky not to have actually seen the pus bag.

          *begins to dread having to go back for another appointment in June*
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          • #6
            Is it a bad thing that I just laughed when I read 'jiggling'?
            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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            • #7
              Quoth crazylegs View Post
              Is it a bad thing that I just laughed when I read 'jiggling'?
              Don't be ashamed. I laughed too.
              "But I don't want to be among mad people."
              You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.

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              • #8
                I don't think I'll be able to eat Jello for a while.

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                • #9
                  I don't think I'll be able to eat Jello pudding for a while.

                  Vanilla or banana. Chocolate's still good though.
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                  • #10
                    Kinda reminds me of that scene in Dead Alive (Braindead everywhere else) with whatshisface's zombie mom squirting pus into a bowl of pudding and some guy eats it.
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                    • #11
                      Ringtail, I seen that movie! Dude, the lawnmower against the Zombies scene?! Priceless!
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Ringtail Z28 View Post
                        Kinda reminds me of that scene in Dead Alive (Braindead everywhere else) with whatshisface's zombie mom squirting pus into a bowl of pudding and some guy eats it.
                        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                        Ringtail, I seen that movie! Dude, the lawnmower against the Zombies scene?! Priceless!
                        My fiance would love you two. He LOVES that movie.

                        I saw it once. I still haven't forgiven him for having me watch it.
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
                        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                        • #13
                          .... I've now got the Jiggly Butt episode of Foamy the Squirrel stuck in my head....

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                          • #14
                            *blinks* You guys are sick....ick... *wanders away muttering about watching gross things*

                            But still that lady just wanted sympathy...maybe some pampering.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              I don't think I'll be able to eat Jello pudding for a while.

                              Vanilla or banana.
                              Tapioca pudding is the same color. So is rice pudding.
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