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Proof God Exists
My friend (CW from horrible graphics job story I told earlier) has a sister who is a cop.Cops sometimes provide security to businesses on their own time.
Exchange in movie theater. SC is trying to bring a large fountain drink he got from somewhere in the mall inside the theater.:
Co-Worker's Cop Sister: Sir, you can't bring that drink from outside.
SC: But I just paid for it.
CWCS: I'm sorry, but you can't bring outside food inside the theater.
SC: (pitches a fit)
CWCS: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to comply with the rules or be removed from the premesis.
SC: Dammit! Fine! (pitches drink hard into a trash can. Cup bottom slams into edge of can, a column of coke spews into the air, and comes down all over the SC and his nice white shirt.
Long pause where they both just stand there.
CWCS: Was it worth it?
SC:
No, ma'am.
No more trouble out of that guy. Clearly, it cooled him off a bit.
Exchange in movie theater. SC is trying to bring a large fountain drink he got from somewhere in the mall inside the theater.:
Co-Worker's Cop Sister: Sir, you can't bring that drink from outside.
SC: But I just paid for it.
CWCS: I'm sorry, but you can't bring outside food inside the theater.
SC: (pitches a fit)
CWCS: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to comply with the rules or be removed from the premesis.
SC: Dammit! Fine! (pitches drink hard into a trash can. Cup bottom slams into edge of can, a column of coke spews into the air, and comes down all over the SC and his nice white shirt.
Long pause where they both just stand there.
CWCS: Was it worth it?
SC:
No, ma'am. No more trouble out of that guy. Clearly, it cooled him off a bit.
Owned!!!!!
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