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That would be one of the infamous "juicy" women. You know, the kind who are disgusting yet insist on wearing these tiny sweat shorts with "juicy" stamped on their double wide?"It's not what your doing so much as the idiotic way your doing it." Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy 7. -
Any time I see a woman in those pants or shorts with "Juicy" on the ass, I wonder if they're advertising to all the world that they have a horrible case of swamp ass.Quoth Mamadrae View PostKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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Reminds me of the time last summer I spotted a young girl with those words tattooed on her lower back, right above her cheeks.Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
Why do I get the feeling that swamp ass is the fashionable thing to contract?
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Well, that would be one explanation. I myself saw a 'witch' costume for sale that looked a bit more like it belonged in a fetish shop than the grocery store (!) (filmy material with lots of v-cuts in the hemline and a neckline down to there). Recommended ages? "8 to 14"Quoth PepperElf View Post
It didn't help that the picture on the package had the model wearing a fairly rave-worthy application of black eyeliner. Or that my niece just turned 8.Comment
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That was so awesome, although you're lucky you didn't get arrested!Quoth Qaeria View PostCast:
Me:
PT: Prosti-Tot
Me: So how much?
PT: 'scuse me??
Me: How much for the night?
PT: How much for what?
Me: One night with you...
PT:
OMG!!! YOu're a Pedophile aren't you?
Me: Sure am sweet Cheeks. Wanna come over and play?
(By now, she is scared. I am old enough to be her father, and you can just tell she is getting very uncomfortable)
PT: Where would you even get the idea that I would be interested?
Me: Maybe it's the fact that your entire outfit was purchased at Bent over Leather, and you look like you need to get laid.
PT:
My Wife: Seriously sweetie, I think you should go home and change. The next guy won't be messing with your head.
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I got this av from Court Records, made by Croik!Comment
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Lucky? Nah. I never would have considered something like that if I didn't know some of the key players. The Bus Driver personally knew me, and I even get along with a lot of the kids, so I knew I was pretty safe. That and the Cops in town know me personally, and I get along great with them.Quoth mariamousie1 View PostThat was so awesome, although you're lucky you didn't get arrested!
Anywhere else, and you're right, it would be a short stay at the Grey Bar Motel, as thankfully even Criminals have a sense of Justice, and Pedophiles have to be kept in the hole just so "accidents" don't happenWindows Operating System is an oxymoron."
Oh, You want instant Gratification? Go f*ck yourself then!
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Oh, wow, I just remembered when I worked in Contrampos (Comtempo). I was on dressing room detail, and saw a rather trashy-looking woman giving her daughter some fashion advise...the girl looked about 12, and was wearing really short shorts....the mother's advise? "Those aren't short enough."
Another time at the chocolate store, it was summer, we were near a beach....but that close enough to justify walking around in your bikini top. well, at this here choco-store, we gotta keep things cold to keep the chocolate fresh...a girl walks in her bikini top, comments, "Ohhhh....its cold in here." Evil beyotch I am, " Yes, we can see." ( No worries, it was just the customer and workers there)"Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory." _Ed Viesturs
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I always abide by the laws of fashion when I'm going to be showing some skin....
I feel there have been times when the girls and I have went out that we've gone out a little hookerish......but everyone has their own hall of fame of "oh no"s.
When I wear a tanktop or am showing any cleavage, I keep my legs covered.
When I'm wearing a skirt or showing legs, I wear a more conservative top.
I have sweat pants that say "AE" on the butt....but it's just a brand. I wouldn't be caught dead with "Juicy" on my ass. Then everyone would know I had hot wings and beer for dinner that night.You really need to see a neurologist. - WagegothComment
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A maternity outfit, probably.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Same here. If I'd had a daughter, I'd have to insist on modest clothes: long skirts or jeans (with nothing written on the arse!) and non-suggestive T-shirts. Don't need to advertise your wares before you've even acquired them.Quoth Mamadrae View PostThings like this is why I'm glad I have a son and make me debate having another.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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The same preteens that dress like King Cross's finest are also going around talking sexy and making suggestive remarks. I have said before that altho no-one deserves to be raped, there's no point in defenceless tweens putting themselves in danger by dressing like prostitutes and talking like porn stars. Some of these girls are even walking around by themselves; yup, we're talking about girls 10 years old and younger walking around without accompanying parental units round town. -_- I weep for humanity.Comment
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Ok what bothers me the most about girls and young women who dress like prostitutes is that they think that they are attractive. As a male I can tell you that my imagination will always be able to make up for conservative dressing. Besides the fact that I dont want to see my 15 year old neighbor dressed like she is headed to the nearest street corner. The other thing that bothers me about it is that fact that as a 22yo girls like this make life dangerous for me. I had a buddy who almost went home with a 16yo because she dressed up and got into the bars.
It took one of this girls friends to tell us that she wasnt of age. Young men are forced to card at the door because of this crap.Constructionease- A language spoken by workers of the labor variety that is made up of mostly four letter words ending in -uck.
Thank goodness it only takes one day in the sun to become fluent.Comment
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Certainly brings a whole new meaning to any pick-up line involving the word 'baby'.Quoth MrBrightside View Post
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Can we hold you to that?Quoth Becks View Post
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeartComment
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Now a member of that alien race called Management.
Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.Comment
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That's because they associate "attention from men" with being attractive and good looking. It hasn't dawned on them yet that all the guys see "easy screw" and that it'll be cheaper than getting a hooker for the night.Quoth MrBrightside View Post
kinda sad in a way... the gals thinking, "o i'm soooo hot... i'm sexy, they all want me." and in reality... "no... the guys just think (or know) that you put out on the first date"
Sadly, I still have this fight with Mom... but it's over my tendency to wear t-shirts all the time.Only when my kids are legal adults and purchasing the clothes with their own money will I no longer have veto power. Period.
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