Of Gimme Grabs, Patronizing Patrons and Jeering Juveniles (Or, Lupo goes shopping...)

[RetailWorkhorse]

Awwwww... tiny RW!

*glomp*

*snuggle*

Yup, I'm tiny.

Hey, wait, at that size, wouldn't that make you RetailWorkpony?

^-.-^

Well, I call myself a puppy-pony, does that count?

For PONY!

*cuddles*

FOR PONY!

*High-fives*

[SG15Z]

Hate to point this out, but a store that's 5 miles away is only a 3 minute drive if the driver is doing 100MPH. You might manage that in some stretches of New Mexico, or maybe Nevada, and maybe even some stretches in Texas (maybe, though I think the roads in Texas have more turns than the through the desert roads in those other states). However, I'm pretty sure that in the city/town limits for any town, 100MPH would be very badly frowned upon.

Oh, for the non-imperial users out there, that would be ~161kph.

There are vast stretches of road in Texas where people could go 100 safely, though the seed limit tops out at 80. It's more common for people to go 90, especially on the freeways.

But in city's and towns. I can guarentee if you're going 100MPH for a while you have a very HIGH chance of getting pulled over. ESPECIALLY in a small town.

[RetailWorkhorse]

There are vast stretches of road in Texas where people could go 100 safely, though the seed limit tops out at 80.

Your state's idea of a "sharp turn" is also hilarious.

[lupo pazzesco]

I always wanted a pony growing up as a child.

Hey, RW...come here for a second....

[Evil Queen]

*points and laughs*

[dalesys]

I always wanted a pony growing up as a child.

Hey, RW...come here for a second....

Pony! Kasey Chambers FTW

[SG15Z]

Your state's idea of a "sharp turn" is also hilarious.

Indeed it is. No argument here.

[RetailWorkhorse]

I always wanted a pony growing up as a child.

Hey, RW...come here for a second....

Suddenly I can feel all the hair on the back of my neck stand up on end....

[greek_jester]

For PONY!

Baby on a stick? In a bun?

[shankyknitter]

For PONY!

"But that's not a battle cry!"
"you had a battle cry."
"Mine was for a fallen city of honor and glory!"
"Mine was for ponies. I like ponies."

Hehehe All hail looking for group!

[fireheart]

RUN RETAILWORKHORSE! RUN!!!!

[RetailWorkhorse]

*FLEES LIKE HECK!*

That's it, pick on the gay pony boy.

[greek_jester]

*FLEES LIKE HECK!*

That's it, pick on the gay pony boy.

Hey, why are you running? You've got Richard seriously prodding buttock in your name!

http://lfgcomic.com/page/66

Really, he's (it's?) not someone you mess with

http://lfgcomic.com/page/276
http://lfgcomic.com/page/281

Fangirl? Who? Me?

[lupo pazzesco]

*FLEES LIKE HECK!*

That's it, pick on the gay pony boy.

Well....DUH!!

And it's not like I'm going to use anything too humiliating...but this really cute halter is all sparkly and it was just screaming your name!!

Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!

<Chases!!>

[RetailWorkhorse]

Hey, why are you running? You've got Richard seriously prodding buttock in your name!

http://lfgcomic.com/page/66

Really, he's (it's?) not someone you mess with

http://lfgcomic.com/page/276
http://lfgcomic.com/page/281

Fangirl? Who? Me?

Oh, Richard...it's been a while. I'll have to reread it from the beginning. Oh darn.

Well....DUH!!

And it's not like I'm going to use anything too humiliating...but this really cute halter is all sparkly and it was just screaming your name!!

Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!

<Chases!!>

Sp....sparkly? Nononononononononnonononoooooooo, I wear orange for a reason! ACK! NO NO GET IT OFF GETITOFFGETITOFF! FLEA-BIT HELP!