Of Gimme Grabs, Patronizing Patrons and Jeering Juveniles (Or, Lupo goes shopping...)

[dalesys]

Sparkly? Lupo, are you sending RW to the "Twilight" zone? Vympyre Tzentayre? Eeek!

[greek_jester]

Sp....sparkly? Nononononononononnonononoooooooo, I wear orange for a reason! ACK! NO NO GET IT OFF GETITOFFGETITOFF! FLEA-BIT HELP!

Over here! I've got the bolt-cutters & flame-thrower! Down with the sparklies!

[RetailWorkhorse]

Sparkly? Lupo, are you sending RW to the "Twilight" zone? Vympyre Tzentayre? Eeek!

EEEEEEEE! *Scrubs the sparklies off with a brillo pad*

Over here! I've got the bolt-cutters & flame-thrower! Down with the sparklies!

*Tackles-hides behind*

*Quakes*

[Magpie]

RW! Here! I'll keep you safe from the sparklies. By covering you in things which leave no room for sparklies. And there's more of me to hide behind.

[lupo pazzesco]

Everyone's stealing my pony...

And once again, my childhood dreams and wishes are smashed into dust....

[RetailWorkhorse]

By covering you in things which leave no room for sparklies.

I haaaaaaave a baaaaaaaaad feeling. *Twitch*

Everyone's stealing my pony...

And once again, my childhood dreams and wishes are smashed into dust....

.....*Nickers*

[Evil Queen]

*captures RW, stuffs him in a box, adds a bow and presents the box to Lupo*

[dalesys]

*captures RW, stuffs him in a box, adds a bow and presents the box to Lupo*

Don't do it!

I'm hearing this with background music of The Velvet Underground's "The Gift"...

Wherein lovelorn Waldo Jeffers mails himself to his 'girlfriend' in a box...

Which she stabs repeatedly


Do the humane thing and lay a trail of bacon to Lupo's stalag paddock.


Ctrl+Alt+Del webcomic has RW's new "hat".

[greek_jester]

*captures RW, stuffs him in a box, adds a bow and presents the box to Lupo*

*plots RW's escape*

*hums Mission Impossible tune*

Hey, RW, there's a plate of bacon cookies over here!

*stands back as RW tramples over all in his path to get to the plate*

[RetailWorkhorse]

*captures RW, stuffs him in a box, adds a bow and presents the box to Lupo*

This because I said I wanted to be put in a box the other day, isn't it?

*plots RW's escape*

*hums Mission Impossible tune*

Hey, RW, there's a plate of bacon cookies over here!

*stands back as RW tramples over all in his path to get to the plate*

BACON!

Waitwaitwait....how did this thread turn itself around and get focused on me?!

[Magpie]

TWaitwaitwait....how did this thread turn itself around and get focused on me?!

Because it's all about you. Besides, you're cute. *Holds out plate of bacon.* Here, hold still and eat this. Don't mind the tape measure.

[RetailWorkhorse]

*Munches bacon* Why'zzit 'bout me? ....waz the tape fo'?

[Magpie]

Tape? What tape? *digs through yarn stash*

[lupo pazzesco]

.....*Nickers*

YAY!! PONY!!!

*captures RW, stuffs him in a box, adds a bow and presents the box to Lupo*

YAY!! PRESENT!!!!!!

*plots RW's escape*
<snippy>

NNNOOOOooooooooo


Bye bye, Pony....I'll never forget you... T_T

[Evil Queen]

*sits on RW*

heeheehee!

*munches on homemade stullen*