Parenting Problems and Melon related Mayhem (Yep, Lupo went grocery shopping again...

[lupo pazzesco]

Uh... *checks couch* How's 38 cents, an arcade token and some lint sound?

That's kind of insulting. I was hoping for at least an opening bid of 50 cents, a stale cookie and a lottery scratch off ticket...

<sits down next to Lupo and EQ>

<retrieves second batch of popcorn, sits back down>

<retrieves more cheesecake bites to share>

[Pagan]

KEEP AWAY! ...But I can't promise I won't sample the bacon in the process.

Catch! <tosses bacon to Midorikawa>

Yep. $2 says they catch RW and try to put a saddle on him.

Oh, yes....just as soon as I get done bedazzling it.

What? It needs to be as sparkly as the halter!

[Evil Queen]

<offers cheesecake bites>

*noms*

You know what I miss? Those Philadelphia cream cheese bars from the freezer section. Those were goooooooood.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

That's kind of insulting. I was hoping for at least an opening bid of 50 cents, a stale cookie and a lottery scratch off ticket...

I have the lottery ticket. It's been scratched already... not a winner,.

[morgana]

That's kind of insulting. I was hoping for at least an opening bid of 50 cents, a stale cookie and a lottery scratch off ticket...

I have a box of Lorna Doones shortbreads around here somewhere . . . <sits down next to Lupo and EQ> <grabs a cheesecake bite>

[Midorikawa]

Catch! <tosses bacon to Midorikawa>

*grabs bacon, and runs off eating some before handing it over to Lupo.*

[sarasquirrel]

*noms*

You know what I miss? Those Philadelphia cream cheese bars from the freezer section. Those were goooooooood.

zomg!

i forgot about those!

gimmegimmegimme!

[Exaspera]

<sits down next to Lupo and EQ>

<retrieves second batch of popcorn, sits back down>

*Invites herself into the group uninvited, grabs a handful, starts eating and cracks a tooth because all she got was the unpopped ones.*

[Evil Queen]

zomg!

i forgot about those!

gimmegimmegimme!

I spent god knows how long searching the internet for them. I can't seem to find them.

Foo on you Amazon grocery!

*Invites herself into the group uninvited, grabs a handful, starts eating and cracks a tooth because all she got was the unpopped ones.*

*shares nice soft cheesecake bites*

[Cazzi]

*Invites herself into the group uninvited, grabs a handful, starts eating and cracks a tooth because all she got was the unpopped ones.*

*Gatecrashes the party armed with beer, chips & dip*

Hey, there's no seat left!
*plonks on floor*

[AccountingDrone]

<rummages in the barn fast for offerings>

Sparklies! hair gel fer horsies

more sparklies glittery hoof polish ...

and BLING! for the braided manes and tails !

<hauls it over, then gimps back to get the plate of almond burfi that we just finished making>

[Reyneth]

VEM: Stop holding her hand and let her figure it out. SOME of us have more IMPORTANT things to do than just stand around and wait to be acknowledged!
RB: Again, I'll be with you in one moment sir.
VEM: This is RIDICULOUS!! It's a COFFEE shop, and you're spending more time on a non-coffee drink. I just want COFFEE!!
RB: All right, sir, so, just a regular brewed coffee, what size?
VEM: No, NOT a regular brewed coffee, don't you pay attention!? <Rattles off an order for a very complicated drink, which I think just translates to "give me 12 shots of espresso because I haven't had a fix in 2 whole hours">

This is the point, if I was the tenured employee, to tell the newbie that since the customer had decided she didn't need her hand held and to figure things out, she could make his drink by herself. And he would pay for it. And not complain.

*if only*

[Magpie]

*Plugs in popcorn popper & pours in a batch of kernels*

Hey, you know what would make a great snack for watching this? BACON!

[Pagan]

<rummages in the barn fast for offerings>

Sparklies! hair gel fer horsies

more sparklies glittery hoof polish ...

and BLING! for the braided manes and tails !

<hauls it over, then gimps back to get the plate of almond burfi that we just finished making>

Ooooh, he gonna be so purty! Where'd he go? He was just here. Looking at a cloud of dust.

[mharbourgirl]

*fires up the smoker*

*brings a batch of THIS*

*makes sure to bring a crash cart along as backup*