Parenting Problems and Melon related Mayhem (Yep, Lupo went grocery shopping again...

[RetailWorkhorse]

Hot DAMN, Lupo. Stay home. Seriously.

Wait, no, don't stay home. I have a YouTube account and a video camera.

Would you like some bacon.... If....I....<grunt>....can get it away from....<oof>....RW. Turn LOOSE! HaHA! Got it!

*Tackles Pagan for the Bacon*

MINE!

[Pagan]

Hmmm, just watching the national news. I'm thinking maybe some oil is getting in the water from the rig that sank in the Gulf.

*Tackles Pagan for the Bacon*

MINE!

YA MISSED! You gotta catch me first! *runs like hell*

[ArcticChicken]

VEM: This is RIDICULOUS!! It's a COFFEE shop, and you're spending more time on a non-coffee drink. I just want COFFEE!!

This guy right here is the reason that I weaned myself enough off of caffeine that I don't need a cup every morning in order to be functional.

That, and my favorite brand of coffee is kind of expensive when you add shipping totals.

[Magpie]

Lupo, am I a horrible person if I admit that I've been waiting to see what would happen to you this week? How about if I offer you some date squares in consolation?

And honestly, you're probably really helping those kids develop into better adults than their parents. Good for you!

[RetailWorkhorse]

YA MISSED! You gotta catch me first! *runs like hell*

I has FOUR legs since I'm a pony, Lady Bipedal. .....damn, I'm a Shetland pony. WAIT UP!

*Chases*

[Evil Queen]

*eats popcorn in her cushy chair*

*slurps soda*

[Pagan]

I has FOUR legs since I'm a pony, Lady Bipedal. .....damn, I'm a Shetland pony. WAIT UP!

*Chases*

<singing> Mr. Hooooorsey you cannot catch me!

Remember, you live at sea level, I live a mile up.... You might have 4 legs, but I've got better lungs!

[lupo pazzesco]

<sits next to EQ>

<Snitches popcorn> This is entertaining...

[Midorikawa]

Remember, you live at sea level, I live a mile up.... You might have 4 legs, but I've got better lungs!

As do I...well...at 4,900ft anyways. Doesn't matter really, because I explore mines for fun, and often spend time above 8,000' while doing so.

KEEP AWAY! ...But I can't promise I won't sample the bacon in the process.

[Indica]

Am I the only one that thinks 'Shopping with Lupo' would be a fantastic reality show?

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Am I the only one that thinks 'Shopping with Lupo' would be a fantastic reality show?

We'll need a lot of hidden cameras...

[Evil Queen]

<sits next to EQ>

<Snitches popcorn> This is entertaining...

*hands over a bottle of soda*

Yep. $2 says they catch RW and try to put a saddle on him.

[lupo pazzesco]

Am I the only one that thinks 'Shopping with Lupo' would be a fantastic reality show?

We'll need a lot of hidden cameras...

If I'm going to be in a starring role for that on a regular basis, I'm going to demand a helluva large starting fee...

*hands over a bottle of soda*

Yep. $2 says they catch RW and try to put a saddle on him.

I don't take sucker bets. I do, however, still have that sparkly halter, if someone wants to borrow it.

<glugs soda> <offers cheesecake bites>

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

If I'm going to be in a starring role for that on a regular basis, I'm going to demand a helluva large starting fee...

Uh... *checks couch* How's 38 cents, an arcade token and some lint sound?

[ArcticChicken]

<sits down next to Lupo and EQ>

<retrieves second batch of popcorn, sits back down>