Parenting Problems and Melon related Mayhem (Yep, Lupo went grocery shopping again...

[Merriweather]

Am I the only one that thinks 'Shopping with Lupo' would be a fantastic reality show?

I HATE reality shows in general - but I'd make an exception for that one

[Severen13]

VEM: <looks at me> What the fuck is your problem, ordering TEA in a COFFEE shop!?!
Me: Well, I WAS going to order coffee, but decided not to, by sheer virtue of the fact that I'd probably end up acting like you.
VEM: WHAT?!
Me: Well, you're all jittery. Like a crackhead waiting for a fix whose dealer just got arrested. No thank you.
VEM: ...I don't do drugs...it's just coffee!
Me: exactly. It's JUST coffee...
VEM:
NG: <Hands me my drink at this time> Um, here. Thanks for your patience with me.
Me: No problem. Thanks so much for taking the time to make sure it came out RIGHT, instead of rushing through it. Good luck with the new job! <Pointed stare at VEM> It's rather amazing what people will do for JUST coffee...
VEM: <blinks stupidly>
RB: <Snorts and goes about making his drink.>

Lupo, have I ever told you how awesome you are?

[greek_jester]

Lupo, have you ever considered just shopping online for your groceries?

And as for you cruel lot, plotting to assault poor RW with sparklies

*waves magic wand*

*RW appears in GJ's living room in Britain*

Here, RW, have some bacon cookies. You can kip on the settee. I'll send you home when I've got the working again so that we can get rid of the damn saddle etc.

[Pagan]

GJ - You might have a cute little wand, but it's no match for my staff.

<BAM> *RW is pulled back to Texas*

*brings a batch of THIS*

That looks really, really good. Even if I can feel my arteries clogging just looking at it.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Wherein You Freaks Run Me RAGGED :P

Remember, you live at sea level, I live a mile up.... You might have 4 legs, but I've got better lungs!

*Huffs-gasps-gags-Squeeeeeeeak*

KEEP AWAY! ...But I can't promise I won't sample the bacon in the process.

Oh you dirty so and so.

Catch! <tosses bacon to Midorikawa>



Oh, yes....just as soon as I get done bedazzling it.

What? It needs to be as sparkly as the halter!

NO SPARKLIES.

*grabs bacon, and runs off eating some before handing it over to Lupo.*

DIRTY. SO-AND-SO.

<rummages in the barn fast for offerings>

Sparklies! hair gel fer horsies

more sparklies glittery hoof polish ...

and BLING! for the braided manes and tails !

<hauls it over, then gimps back to get the plate of almond burfi that we just finished making>

.....motherofDog.....

*FLEES*

*Plugs in popcorn popper & pours in a batch of kernels*

Hey, you know what would make a great snack for watching this? BACON!

*GRINDING halt*

Someone say Bacon?

Ooooh, he gonna be so purty! Where'd he go? He was just here. Looking at a cloud of dust.

*Flees~*

*fires up the smoker*

*brings a batch of THIS*

*makes sure to bring a crash cart along as backup*

*Flying pony-leap of leapyness*

MINE!

Lupo, have you ever considered just shopping online for your groceries?

And as for you cruel lot, plotting to assault poor RW with sparklies

*waves magic wand*

*RW appears in GJ's living room in Britain*

Here, RW, have some bacon cookies. You can kip on the settee. I'll send you home when I've got the working again so that we can get rid of the damn saddle etc.

*Blinks*

....how? Oh, cookies! Thank you, Greek~! Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

*Noooo-*

GJ - You might have a cute little wand, but it's no match for my staff.

<BAM> *RW is pulled back to Texas*

*-om?*

...? Wasn't I just in high humidity? Where di-GAH! BRIGHT WHITE SUNLIGHT OF DOOM!

*Shoves sunglasses back on face*

*Grumbles*

......dah frack am'me doin' back in Texas?! Wait, where's my bacon-cookie???

Noooooooooo, coooooookie! I'll find you, Cookie, I swear I will! I'll avenge your disappearance, my beloved cookie!

/Drama.He'sfullofit.

[Pagan]

*-om?*

...? Wasn't I just in high humidity? Where di-GAH! BRIGHT WHITE SUNLIGHT OF DOOM!

*Shoves sunglasses back on face*

*Grumbles*

......dah frack am'me doin' back in Texas?! Wait, where's my bacon-cookie???

Noooooooooo, coooooookie! I'll find you, Cookie, I swear I will! I'll avenge your disappearance, my beloved cookie!

Would you like to be in ABQ instead? It's warm, but no humidity. And you can go to the Zombie Cafe. Theys got Maple Espresso Bacon Donuts! And no, I don't have anything behind my back. *sparkle*

[RetailWorkhorse]

*Huffs*

I had such a bad day at the 'Market that I might as well be magically transported to ABQ. I'll eat the Bacon (and Expresso) but no Maple gunk, please. Still trying to figure out how to make low-carb donuts.

....what was that glinting in the sunlight behind your back?

[lupo pazzesco]

....what was that glinting in the sunlight behind your back?

Ignore the glinting, it's just...her watch...yeah, yeah, that's it!!!

Look, bacon donuts with belgian beer sauce!!

[Pagan]

Ignore the glinting, it's just...her watch...yeah, yeah, that's it!!!

Yeah, it's just my watch. *waves hand in Jedi Mind Trick mode*

[Evil Queen]

See, and RW is this entertaining when you live with him too.

*hugs the squishy pony sibling*

Oh RW, I've got an idea for our birthday in the fall; Skydiving!

[RetailWorkhorse]

Ignore the glinting, it's just...her watch...yeah, yeah, that's it!!!

Look, bacon donuts with belgian beer sauce!!

Last Belgian beer I drank was Blue Moon (or something like that). Nasty beer. Made a FANTASTIC stew, though.

Yeah, it's just my watch. *waves hand in Jedi Mind Trick mode*

Watch. Uh-huh, sure, like that's gonna work on m-shiiiiiiiiney.

See, and RW is this entertaining when you live with him too.

*hugs the squishy pony sibling*

Oh RW, I've got an idea for our birthday in the fall; Skydiving!

How come you never tell me I'm entertaining when I'm actually in the same vicinity as you?

...I'm keeping my hooves on the ground, thankyousokindlypleasedon'tmakemegoupthere.

[Evil Queen]

Because you're usually yelling at me over stupid shit.

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MY WATERMELONS ARE GROWING! The seeds seem to have germinated overnight! They were all cute and bright green when I watered them this morning!

[lupo pazzesco]

Last Belgian beer I drank was Blue Moon (or something like that). Nasty beer. Made a FANTASTIC stew, though.

I can't stand drinking beer on it's own. But it does make tasty stew, and in this case, a WONDERFUL sauce for donuts...mmmmm...

MY WATERMELONS ARE GROWING! The seeds seem to have germinated overnight! They were all cute and bright green when I watered them this morning!

<brain inexplicably turns down left fork>



Ye gods, I'm tired...bedtime for Lupo!!

[RetailWorkhorse]

...for a smart person you just do some really stupid shitsometimes. I remember the turning-on-the-swamp-cooler-when-inside-was-hot but it was kinda on the cool side outside. Could'a just opened a window.

Yes, I still giggle about it.

You planted watermelons? Did you get your raised garden set up already?

[Evil Queen]

I know I do stupid shit, but it's usually because I'm brain dead. It's been nice out the last few days so I'm opening up doors and windows.

Yes, I planted watermelons and no, I didn't get raised beds set up. You'll see when you guys get here.



LUPO GO TO BED.