The Domicile of Despair (long, epic, get your popcorn)

[Beckpatton]

Oh my!

I started reading this story at 4.30am as a way to chill before bed, and now after 20 pages of story and comments, I am on tenderhooks!!!!

I am sorry to hear you are having issues with pirates (ARGH!!!) but I am sure eager to hear the end of this EPIC tale!!!!!!!

Did I mention it was TWENTY pages now!!!!

[Aethian]

The fun kind of pirates, that is, not the jerks who messed with Seraph. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their nether regions and may their rum always be gone!!!

Exactly.

[Jay 2K Winger]

IDtenT error! It only happens when you set your beer in the shift key to scream!

I'M NOT SHOUTING!


... ALL RIGHT, YES! I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOUTING, I'M SHOU--

*hit on head by falling candlestick*

[AnaKhouri]

Are you guys going to start killing a hostage every ten minutes until Seraph posts again? Goodness, give the lady a break!

[KiaKat]

No no no. Hostages aren't for KILLING. They're for waving around and using as cover when the Ninja try to kill us.

[Cazzi]

There's a lot to be said for waiting patiently you know

*Ducks out of the way of all the rotten tomatoes & smelly fish that suddenly get thrown*

[ApolloSZ]

Are you guys going to start killing a hostage every ten minutes until Seraph posts again? Goodness, give the lady a break!

I hadn't thought of that, but it is an awesome Idea. Thanks AnaKhouri. I'll get teh shovels and lime and ro..... wait you were joking werent you....


Note. This is entirely a comedic post. I would never kill hostages. Thats too messy, and makes a villains escape harder.
But admit it, you all had a little voice going 'ApolloSZ is a little scary"

[cashierbex]

Hostages? What hostages?

Quickly sedates them and hides them

I don't see any here. No thats not a real gun. Its just a lighter. No, don't pull the trigger, I need to get it refilled. No. I said NO.

[dalesys]

Are you guys going to start killing a hostage every ten minutes until Seraph posts again?

There're a couple of rats infesting our garage that I'd volunteer...

[mariamousie1]

This is an awful story! I can't wait to hear the rest! Although it's nice that you had someone with you through part of it.

[Victory Sabre]

If you need any hostages, I can give you some of my SC's I've dealt with today.


Oh, wait, we want to inspire Seraph to write the story.

Never mind.

[Lurking Sockpuppet]

Lets just start a sing along... I'll start with

Re: your brains

Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Thing have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
And then you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
I guess I am

I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
Know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head open

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise
If you open up the door
We'll all come inside and eat your brains

[Sapphire Silk]

What tune?

Thanks for the reminder.... Cherry rum and Diet coke here I come.

Blech. That's just . . . disgusting.

Had me a Guinness for St. Paddy's Day. Think I'll have another.

Are you guys going to start killing a hostage every ten minutes until Seraph posts again? Goodness, give the lady a break!

OK, we can start breaking the hostages. What shall we break first?

[XCashier]

If you need any hostages, I can give you some of my SC's I've dealt with today.


Oh, wait, we want to inspire Seraph to write the story.

Never mind.

Well, it might amuse her, and if she's amused she may reward you...

I've got the catapult, you've got the SCs, let's get someone with guns and have a SCeet shoot!

"PULL!"

Lets just start a sing along... I'll start with

Re: your brains

What tune?

This tune!

[Becks]

There's a lot to be said for waiting patiently you know

What patience I have is being used on something else.