The Domicile of Despair (long, epic, get your popcorn)

[Jay 2K Winger]

DAMMIT WUMMAN POST AN UPDATE BEFORE ALL THE RUM IS GONE

AND THERE GOES MY CAPS LOCK AGAin oh wait never mind.

[XCashier]

I wonder if J. K. Rowling got this kind of fan mail in between Harry Potter book publishings?

[Pixilated]

I would bet on it. Of course, she had at least one person, if not more, to help her wade through it ... Seraph gets to wade through all these comments all on her lonesome.

In celebration of St. Paddy's Day, I had a chocolate martini (dyed green) and an Irish coffee.

C'mon, Seraph, post the rest of the story before I have to break into my long-since-opened bottle of slivovitz! If that happens I can kiss the rest of my school year goodbye!

[Kogarashi]

Need more update, Seraph! ::begging::

Am I the only one who read this part of your post this way?

No, I read it that way too. Make room in the gutter for me, please.

The Bunny doesn't drink...I drink fake rum.

How about butter rum life savers?

[Seraph]

yeah sorry guys. know you're gonna be mad, but its just been a very...stressful day so I didnt have time to type up the next part. The pirate issue did not go so well. In fact, its 2:30 am here while I'm posting this, so finally collapsing into bed now.

[Etna]

I don't even care about the story anymore!

[DeltaSierra]

Why is the rum gone?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTi40w0nLgo

[Spork4pedro]

I think we might have to bring in the ninjas* to take care of the pirate problem so Seraph can get back to the story!

*Pirates are still waaay cooler than ninjas...but let's face it. Ninjas are much more efficient.

[dalesys]

AND THERE GOES MY CAPS LOCK AGAin oh wait never mind.

IDtenT error! It only happens when you set your beer in the shift key to scream!

[sms001]

(shaking my head...)
Gah, someone posts an epic tale in installments, and it turns CSers into SCs.
What do you guys do when a TV serial episode ends at a cliffhanger? Geez.

Oh that feeling when you look at the clock and realize that there is NO WAY they'll wrap up a storyline in that amount of time, that it must be a two-parter.

I THOUGHT I had that licked here. Caught the original post, and (given how busy Seraph is) figured I'd give it a week or so and read it all at once. Well, only four days came and went, but saw that the thread was 19 pages and thought to myself "Ah - it's GOT to be done by now..."

Got me!

(And on a side note, my heart goes out to poor Rex. He seems like a good doggie.)

[hotelslave]

I am glad I didnt have to wait to read these stories in parts. Running late to leave the house but must keep reading lol.

[TheSHAD0W]

...its just been a very...stressful day so I didnt have time to type up the next part. The pirate issue did not go so well.

Hm. Think I'd rather hear the story about the pirate issue first.

[Fudgethatkay]

I am sorry about the Pirate issue...
:/

[Aethian]

How about butter rum life savers?

LOVE LOVE LOVE those

Hey to those of you calling the rest of us SC's chill...Sereph knows we love her and knows that we know how to be patient while real life happens. Most of us will then have fun with eachother...like making a pirate crew.

[XCashier]

Most of us will then have fun with eachother...like making a pirate crew.

The fun kind of pirates, that is, not the jerks who messed with Seraph. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their nether regions and may their rum always be gone!!!