Trainwreck Trifecta (LONG with language)

[JustADude]

Hey! I like my pizza bland and humdr-- er, I mean, with just cheese...

Bah, just cheese doesn't mean bland and humdrum! A good crust, a rich sauce, and quality cheese can still make a great pizza.

Think of the crust as physical attraction, sauce as the emotional connection, and the cheese as the 'mood' of the moment. The rest of the toppings are just the equivalent of... well... not going there *ahem*, but I'm sure we can all think of our own perversions to fill in the blanks with.

Basically, people cruising bars for a quick boink are having breadsticks, and those that are genuinely in lust with someone who isn't a long-term match for them get cheesy-bread.

[Sliceanddice]

...... damn it i dont think i can eat pizza again.... and think youve added a few more years to my celibacy..... desturbing topic...

[Polenicus]

[IMG]And finally one last one

Guy walks in, really shabbily dressed, but has a trophy wife. We chat for a while and he finds a set he likes. He tries to get me to haggle the price on him, and I tell him I can’t do it. I use a new technique I’ve learned when I come up against rich assholes.

Me: Sir, I’ve already told you I can’t do it. But, I understand, sir. If you can’t afford this, then I have a few other things that might be more in your price range.
SC: What?
Me: Well, it’s a big set. I understand how money issues are at times, so let’s go over and I can suggest a few alternatives that you’re able to afford.

At this point, the wife is covering her mouth, trying not to laugh at my very thinly veiled attack on his masculinity. He sees this, turns red, and goes “Fine, I’ll take it.”

Good to be back

I suspect there are some sales books out there that outline just this technique. Good sales is knowing your market, and knowing how their heads work. The only thing stronger than stinginess is ego!

[wagegoth]

Hey, BE, I've been a member of the Kusanagi Fan Girl Club from the first post of his that I read. It's rather different from the Gravekeeper Fan Girl Club, of which I am also a member. It tends to involve less snark, and more martial arts excitement. Although, sarcasm flows readily.

Kus, are you a Leo, perchance?

[Kusanagi]

Saggitarius, actually.

I'm completely against the norm from my zodiacal brothers, it seems. Of course, I WAS born a month premature, but that still doesn't cover it.

I have a shrine of Randall Graves that I say prayers to every morning before I go to work.

Myself and GK should team up sometime. I could say all the things he wishes he could say to his customers and he could go off on my customers with a string of insults to make a sailor blush.

[MadRocketScientist]

Myself and GK should team up sometime. I could say all the things he wishes he could say to his customers and he could go off on my customers with a string of insults to make a sailor blush.

Yep, I would totally pay to see that!

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Yep, I would totally pay to see that!

"Tooooooniiiiight...
For your viewing pleassuuuuuuuure...
Tag Teaming for the first time since their entry in the WWSC (World Wrestling Sucky Customers) Federation...

KUSANAGIIIIIII AND GRAVEKEEPEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!"

*theme music, lotsa spandex, sunglasses, high fives*

*A cage drops in 20 unsuspecting SCs. They dun suspect a thing cuz they're busy arguing over a shirt.*

"NOW LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[Kusanagi]

I'd dress like a Spartan from 300.

"This price on the shirt is insane! I want a discount!"

"...discount?

THIS...

IS...

CLEARANCE!!"


*kicks customer in the chest*

[Shironu-Akaineko]

I'd dress like a Spartan from 300.

"This price on the shirt is insane! I want a discount!"

"...discount?

THIS...

IS...

CLEARANCE!!"


*kicks customer in the chest*

I can totally see you do that.

[Jester]

Gravekeeper: countless fangirls.

Kusanagi: At least two by my count, probably more.

Me: Nary a fangirl to be had.

I must be losing my touch.



Hmmm...maybe it's the tights.......

[Banrion]

Me: Nary a fangirl to be had.

I'm a Jester Fangirl! I'm just a quiet type.

[morgana]

I'm a Jester Fangirl! I'm just a quiet type.

Me too. Well, I'm a fangirl for all three of ya . . .

[Kusanagi]

Jester, you have your fangirl actually there with you at the moment, which is alot more than the rest of us can say, ya bastard. ;-)

[wagegoth]

I'd dress like a Spartan from 300.

Pictures, please.

[Kusanagi]

All I have is me dressed as Keisuke Urahara from Bleach with a bunch of fangirls molesting me.