Secret Agent Man

[Nutjob R/T]

In each instance you berated the operator, blamed them for everything and yelled at them. Somehow all of our operators endured this without telling you to go fuck a tree.

I like how you bolded this.

It implies that they instead suggested lesser amorous partners.

[MMATM]

My God, you are made of Awesome. Not even just regular awesome. Awesome-sauce. Biting, sarcastic, and cynical awesome-sauce.

Actually, after detailed analysis of Gravekeeper's psyche, location, mannerisms and general personality, I have determined conclusively that Gravekeeper is, in fact, made of leprechauns ('cause that was awesome). Cookie for the reference. Additional cookie if you can tell me specifically how to access the reference, rather than just stating what you find online.

[Primer]

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SC: "…..Helacoppars?"
Me: "Yes, helicopters."
SC: "Oh.....um.....wrong number."

5 seconds later.

Me: "Good evening, <company> Helicopters"
SC: "Oh…uh….I keep dialing the wrong number!"
Me: "Yes, you have the wrong number."
SC: "Uh….I'm calling from the Nunavut."

I'll bet he used the "redial" option on his phone instead of starting over.

[Becks]

I do believe that Becky, me, and the rest of the GK Fangirls/guys need to gather up copius amounts of alcohol and take it on up to him!

I'll drive, but I must mention that I kinda suck making right turns. Left turns are good, though.

And I got my license in NJ. Wear a helmet...and maybe a diaper.