Whore's Uniform.

[Jadedcarguy]

Heh, Cap'n Jack, heh. Was anyone trying to whoo her?

Sorry, I'm tired and a little punchy. *Slinks off*

You'd be amazed where I get my verbal idiosyncrasies from.

[Pagan]

said strumpet

Heh, Cap'n Jack, heh. Was anyone trying to whoo her?

Sorry, I'm tired and a little punchy. *Slinks off*

[Jadedcarguy]

I don't mean to rain on your parade, but being a large busted girl, there aren't many things I can wear that hide my "ladies".

I knew you were going to say that. As I was typing it up, I thought "Blas will have a say in this. " Woot!! Score for Jaded!! My ESPN is comin' in fine!!

Trust me, I really appreciate the "endowed" girls wearing tank tops and what not. Really, I do. I even appreciated what Strumpet was wearing. However, she was risking a nip-slip at the slightest twitch. Shit was ready to bust out, if ya catch my drift.

I see girls in the service drive all day long that look good. I rarely see a whore, which this harpy most definitely was.

Dave Chapelle rocks.

Werd.

[elysia]

This woman is an attention whore. She doesnt care if said attention is positive or negative as long as she's in the spotlight. I'm glad the SD said the right thing but it probably just bounced right off her makeup and into oblivion.

btw, Dave Chapelle rocks.

[blas]

I don't mean to rain on your parade, but being a large busted girl, there aren't many things I can wear that hide my "ladies". And why would I have to cover up completely? I want to wear tanktops in the summer like everyone else.

I like to layer my clothes and wear undershirts to prevent too much cleavage, yet people still complain "Don't dress like that and people won't stare."......I don't really have much control. I never wear shorts or skirts. Even when it's 90 degrees I wear jeans or slacks.....but damn, smaller busted girls can run around in halter tops and be "cute" and if I wear one, I look like a "whore" and everyone stares and then gets mad that I get mad that they stare!

Sorry....end rant....I'm sure the girl in your story really was dressed like a ho fo sho.

[Jadedcarguy]

To those of you who don't know, the thread title comes from a Dave Chappelle skit. BTW, link is NSFW. (Language)


This perfumed and glittered strumpet pulls into our drive today in a bloody Escalade with 24" wheels. I will save my vitriolic rant about cars like this for another time. I'm going out on a limb here and guessing that she didn't buy it herself.

Anywho, said strumpet is dressed like a complete and total whore. I admit, I was lookin' too. Parts are exposed that are normally only seen at a beach or in a locker room. Naturally, word spread fast and the drive was soon swarming with mechanics "looking for work." Right.

Strumpet actually gets pissed off that her outfit had the desired effect and complained to the service director. "They should act professional" and "I feel like a piece of meat."

He made me proud.

SD: Ma'am, they're only human. If you don't want to be gawked at, cover up.


Every once in a while, he says something right.