Dear "Valued" Customer: (Longish)

[Evil Queen]

But I just took a shower.....

[Broomjockey]

It's 46F, 8C, and the warmest night we've had recently. It was getting down to -2C.

And you're dirty

[Evil Queen]

If that thing is you cold, I'm afraid of you warm.

Speaking of the weather, it's finally "cold" in Houston. It's 54 degrees, 12 in celsius.

[Broomjockey]

Why, whate'er made you think such a thing, Master Broom?

The fact that you tried to whistle innocently when replying to that? As an innocent, uncorrupted gentleman, I have no idea what you could be possibly talking about, however I am able to ascertain that there was an alternate meaning behind your words and deeds. I can only imagine that you were hoping for chapstick due to the cold temps and high winds present in my areas lately.

[Evil Queen]

Why Miss EQ, are you trying to insinuate something?

Why, whate'er made you think such a thing, Master Broom?

[Broomjockey]

Gosh I hope not.

Why Miss EQ, are you trying to insinuate something?

[smileyeagle1021]

one wants to see No Pants Fenrus (tm)

edited for accuracy

[Fenrus]

Okay, I kinda lied.. I've got a pair of work pants, 2 pairs of jeans, and the pair of girlpants that are strictly -clubwear- clothes... so.. yeah... haha

[Evil Queen]

Roll of twonies...

Gosh I hope not.

Three pairs of strictly work pants (2 black pants, 1 khaki) and the other three are jeans.

[Broomjockey]

6 pairs of pants? Wow... I have 4.. and a pair of work pants... that's it.

Course... I wear jeans 2-3 times before I wash them, unless something terrible happens

2 of my 4 are work pants. I usually wear one pair until a day off occurs, then I switch. My jeans I usually wear 5 times (though usually it's only for maybe 4 hours a day). All this assumes no spills/splashes/tears/etc.

[Fenrus]

6 pairs of pants? Wow... I have 4.. and a pair of work pants... that's it.

Course... I wear jeans 2-3 times before I wash them, unless something terrible happens

ETA - Smiley... we do lunch in public places for a reason.. no one wants to see No Pants Fenrus (tm)

[Broomjockey]

You have 6? I only have 4. 5 if I patch my jeans with the hole in the crotch (not likely), 6 if I gain some sewing skills to put buttons back on two pair, or 7 if I fix them all.

So I really only have 4.

Broom.... what's this hard thing?

Roll of twonies...

[Evil Queen]

Hey Fenrus, you and I should go shopping sometime. I have a hard time finding my size. (which is why I only have 6 pairs of pants)




Broom.... what's this hard thing?

[Broomjockey]

Wait! broom! Gimme back your lap!

*takes off Fenrus' pants and crawls back into Broom's lap* MINE!

Fenrus, I'm a size 2. Your pants are too big.

Eek! I have a girl on my lap!

Actually, that's good, 'cause I was cold.

[smileyeagle1021]

Now I'm hurt... Fenrus, you'll let EQ take off your pants but won't let me take off your pants... fine, see if we ever do lunch again