Dear "Valued" Customer: (Longish)

[NightWatch]

Broom, You don't have the willpower to resist EQ... Ever notice that broomjockey can be abbreviated bj??

[Broomjockey]

Well...maybe I'll just STOP! What would you do then?! Huh, huh?!

Yeah, that'd really happen.

[Evil Queen]

Because you let us.

[Broomjockey]

Why does everybody pick on me?!!
*repasses out*

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

/pokes Broom some more

Have at it gals.

[Evil Queen]

Ooooo!

Quick, Saydrah! The corset!

[Broomjockey]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*tries to run, but passes out from face burning*

[morgana]

Oh my gawd, you're so cute when you blush!

Anyone wanna help me make him Blush?!

* blows gently on the back of Broom's neck*

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Oh my gawd, you're so cute when you blush!

Anyone wanna help me make him Blush?!

Pokes. Lots and lots of pokes.

/pokes Broomjockey

[Broomjockey]

Yeah, you're not fitting me into a corset. Not unless it comes in 3XLT

[Saydrah]

*gets the Hello Kitty corset from yesterday*



What? Why can't I dress Broomjockey like a combination of Hello Kitty and Dr. Frank N. Furter? FISHNETS ARE AWESOME THOUGH!

(In other news I have GOT to stop CSing at work, people are staring at my evil grin!)

[Evil Queen]

Oh my gawd, you're so cute when you blush!

Anyone wanna help me make him Blush?!

[Broomjockey]

*uses Broom's lap to hide the holes*

Hi-ya Broom!

Uhh.... hi? *blushes bright red*

[Evil Queen]

uh... can you over my front?!

[smileyeagle1021]

*uses Broom's lap to hide the holes*

what... you used Broom's lap... I'm hurt... you were supposed to use my lap

fine, see if I ever offer to find you a stripper again