Strip Jousting

[Broomjockey]

the car had flipped and burst into flames and the RCMP were warming their hands on it... -.-

I laughed. A lot. And frankly, I want out of this province so much.

That would explain a lot.
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Any questions?

Yeah. What's it explain? What are you trying to say? Huh, HUH?!?!

[jerkface11]

So what are we going to do when a nunavutian joins the forum and complains about us making fun of them?

[Shards]

That would require them to wrap their minds around something a bit more complicated than the magic talkie-box, so I think we're safe.

[Broomjockey]

So what are we going to do when a nunavutian joins the forum and complains about us making fun of them?

That's a good point, but first off, there's not really the infrastructure in place for them to do much in the way of high technology, secondly, there's high rates of fetal alcohol syndrom and drug abuse up there, making the situation more unlikely. And in the case one did stumble across the site, they'd read a thread like this, think we're all royal jerks, and then leave without giving it a second thought.

[Jester]

What about Wyoming? Has anyone met someone from Wyoming? It's latin for "No State Here" you know. It's a massive conspiracy. There's just a hole where the state would have been. You know, if it existed.

I am pretty sure I have met people from Wyoming. Our current Vice-President is FROM Wyoming (allegedly). And my friend and his wife and kids lived there for a couple years before they moved to (where are they now?) Dubai I think. Yeah, they get around.

Amusing thing about the above comment is that when I was a teenager, I started a running joke that had my family in stitches that no one actually lived in Wyoming, that it was used by the airlines to dump all the supposedly "lost" luggage. Basically, Wyoming was the airlines' big joke on the rest of us. Not quite as vicious a joke as Newark, New Jersey, mind you, but still better than, say, Bakersfield, California.

[NightWatch]

Hmm... I work with a lady who drives to Wyoming every weekend to see her family. It's an hour from here... and they have good beer and fireworks. We Northern Utahns make frequent drives to Evanston. But anything west of that is a wasteland where they leave people with the intelligence of the Nunavutians... I stopped there once... won't do it again, gave me nightmares.

[Eric the Grey]

On a whim I googled "I was dropped on my head as a baby balloons", obviously didn't find any. But googling "I was dropped on my head as a baby" got me this fellow:

Mayhaps he was your caller?

Frankly, I have to give this guy props for having the balls to show up in public dressed like that.



Eric the Grey

[PepperElf]

SC: “Hello, handsome boy.”

i have a mental image of this being said by the "shiny green suit" guy from Good Morning Vietnam... Or George Takei.

SC: “Huhuh, yeah, do you have wood?”

and this one sounds like it came from bevis & butthead

"huh, huh, huh, you said wood"

[Nyx]

We drove right across Canada when I was 10. Because we literally moved from PEI to BC. Ever driven across Canada, in the winter, in a moving van, with 3 cats? >.>

No but we drove across the U.S in a mini bus, with two cats and a dog, in the mid of summer.

[smileyeagle1021]

... Or George Takei.

I know I'm going to hell for this, but as soon as you said that, this photo came to mind

[jerkface11]

That's a good point, but first off, there's not really the infrastructure in place for them to do much in the way of high technology, secondly, there's high rates of fetal alcohol syndrom and drug abuse up there, making the situation more unlikely. And in the case one did stumble across the site, they'd read a thread like this, think we're all royal jerks, and then leave without giving it a second thought.

I just had an image of them saddling up their polar bears/walruses and riding down here to kick our asses.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Gravekeeper. Why are you not a fabulously successful stand up comic?

I mean, every time I open up one of these posts, I feel like I'm walking into a comedy club of some sort. Only it's funnier.

[Gravekeeper]

Gravekeeper. Why are you not a fabulously successful stand up comic?

Latent terror of public speaking. -.-

[Aislin]

What about Wyoming? Has anyone met someone from Wyoming? It's latin for "No State Here" you know. It's a massive conspiracy. There's just a hole where the state would have been. You know, if it existed.

I'm from Wyoming! I escaped!

[Broomjockey]

I'm from Wyoming! I escaped!

Holy Carp! You must be captured for study! *hunts Aislin with a butterfly net*