Wherein Fabulous Powers are Revealed to Me (epic)

[dianek93]

Next time people want a reference number when one doesn't exist, give them the ID-10-T code, or something similar. And that way, if the person actually gives the code to someone else that has two brain cells to rub together they will know what they are dealing with

[Rapscallion]

Pssh, just because you silly yanks proounce it zee for some reason and took the U's out of everything doesn't mean the rest of us have too. ;9

To be fair, their actions in welding the saved 'U's together helped in creating all those web addresses. At some point, I'm going to let them know they didn't have to.

Rapscallion

[VComps]

AND MY AXE!

AND MY CURLING IRON!

[AriRashkae]

I shall wield MAGIC. But none of that pointy-hatted Old Wizard thing... specially not involving Pointy Hat Tricks. (Bonus points for reference!)

Too many high kicks in Silmarillion: The Musical?

[Munkie]

Too many high kicks in Silmarillion: The Musical?

Sadly.. no.

I take it no one's ever read The Very Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire? They are simply HILARIOUS. You MUST read!

[Jester]

Donald Sutherland Vs William Shatner: Who wins?

For acting ability, Sutherland, hands down.

For sheer......obnoxiousness.....and the ability to......annoy.....it must go....to Captain....James...... T. Kirk.

AND MY CURLING IRON!

AND MY BEER MUG!!!


















What? What?!?

[Buglady]

I take it no one's ever read The Very Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire? They are simply HILARIOUS. You MUST read!

LMAO! I read those years ago, can't believe they are still up! Hee hee hee...

I like to refer to things/people as "v. bendy" and see who spits out their beer

[AriRashkae]

Sadly.. no.

I take it no one's ever read The Very Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire? They are simply HILARIOUS. You MUST read!

Still not the king.

[OfficeSlug]

if you make it to the age of 20 there shouldn’t you be like fucking Aragorn by now?

I honestly choked on my pre-bottled (how does one PRE-bottle such a thing?) water, LAUGHING...

I'm gonna say it again, these writings should be PUBLISHED for all to enjoy!!!

[Gravekeeper]

Sadly.. no.

I take it no one's ever read The Very Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire? They are simply HILARIOUS. You MUST read!

Hahahaha, I've never read those before. <3

[Munkie]

Hahahaha, I've never read those before. <3

GASP!

OhOhOh you HAVE to read them now GK! I personally enjoy Saruman's entry, Ringwraith No. 5 and Aragorn's entries.

Aragorn:Triumphant return to Helm's Deep. Got hugged by Gimli. As if I needed to be reminded that he is belt buckle height yet again. Necklace returned to me by Legolas, yay! He muttered something in Elvish that could have been "You're late" or could have been "Throw me down and shag me rotten." Not entirely sure which. Must brush up on Elvish as do not wish to presume.

Still not King but too busy keeping up men's morale to brood. Upcoming battle should be piece of cake, really.

Saruman (my fave 'entry'): Typical. Gandalf just came waltzing by and he knows I hate drop-ins. Wanted to yap on and on all about the ring he gave his new boyfriend, terrible pervy hobbit-fancier old Gandalf is. Disgrace to the Order. Just wants to show off and remind me that he's got a hobbit, and I'm just dating an eyeball. Well, Saruman the White does not stand for this treatment. Showed him my Wizard Wrestling Federation moves. Have delivered smackdown. Go me.

[Samaliel]

My fave is this one :

The Very Secret Diary of Theoden

Day Four
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Have told her - pose for Shield Maidens Gone Wild you must expect some male attention.