Can we climb Mt. Rushmore?
Only if you like being hauled off by that kindly Park Ranger and handed off to the Federalies.
Can we pet the buffalo in Custer State Park?
Do you want to die?
What's with all the motorcycles? Why are all the hotels full?
It's the first full week of August and it is called the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. The motels have been full since the first week of January.
Where are the Indians?
Look around you - they are everywhere.
I heard that there are still gunfights in Deadwood.
Yeah, it's called "The Trial of Jack McCall".
Where are the ghosts?
Try the Bullock Hotel in Deadwood. Ask for Seth.
Can we ride through Bear Country on our motorcycle?
Do you taste good? Bears loooove tourists.
Only if you like being hauled off by that kindly Park Ranger and handed off to the Federalies.
Can we pet the buffalo in Custer State Park?
Do you want to die?
What's with all the motorcycles? Why are all the hotels full?
It's the first full week of August and it is called the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. The motels have been full since the first week of January.
Where are the Indians?
Look around you - they are everywhere.
I heard that there are still gunfights in Deadwood.
Yeah, it's called "The Trial of Jack McCall".
Where are the ghosts?
Try the Bullock Hotel in Deadwood. Ask for Seth.
Can we ride through Bear Country on our motorcycle?
Do you taste good? Bears loooove tourists.
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