Let Me Taste Your Tears

[Becks]

Are there gift baskets?

What do YOU think??

[Gravekeeper]

Awww.... a dick-punch is hardly the cream of the GK threats crop. He must have really been sucking even the evil parts of your soul away.

That call was 6 minutes and 37 seconds long according to my call logger. The majority of which was me trying to ask him for information and him cutting me off or ignoring me completely so he could continue his fucking story time fables.

Never mind him trying to talk to me about what he'd do with the prizes, argh. ><

I don't. Fucking. Care. I have other people on my other lines waiting because you can't just do whatever other desperately lonely man does and turn to the magic of hand lotion.

[Andara Bledin]

That call was 6 minutes and 37 seconds long according to my call logger. The majority of which was me trying to ask him for information and him cutting me off or ignoring me completely so he could continue his fucking story time fables.

6 and a half minutes just to give you enough relevant information to waste money on buy lottery tickets? Ouch. No wonder you didn't have the energy to come up with a cutting threat and went straight to the family jewels.

^-.-^

[Skeksin]

Me: “…no, can I please have the card number?”
SC: “Well, now you know.”

If you say “and knowing is half the battle” I *will* come to your house and I *will* punch you in the penis.

Actually after exhaustive research it has been found that knowing is only 1/16 of the battle. Many Bothans died to get this information. They didn't actually participate in the research. We just killed them......someone had to.......stop looking at me like that......

[infinitemonkies]

Many Bothans died to get this information. They didn't actually participate in the research. We just killed them......someone had to.......

ROFL! You just made me spew coffee all over my desk.

[Megg]

Actually after exhaustive research it has been found that knowing is only 1/16 of the battle. Many Bothans died to get this information. They didn't actually participate in the research. We just killed them......someone had to.......stop looking at me like that......

That was beyond awesome!

[XCashier]

For those of you who may not be aware, in Canada the format is 6 digits: letter, number, letter, (space,) number, letter, number.
...Ok, I'm holding your I.D. in my hand, so I can see from the expiry date on your driver's license you've been living at the same address for at least 3 years; You've spelled the name of your street wrong, your city wrong (e.g. Toronoto) and your postal code? Well done sir, not a single digit correct. Even the extra 6 digits are also wrong.

Extra six digits?

It's not just Canadians. I've been selling on eBay for years, and it's amazing how many people do not know the correct format for writing their addresses. Before we took PayPest, we took checks and money orders through the mail. I've seen more than a few misspelled addresses, the city state and zip on the same line as the street address, half the zip missing, you name it.

My personal favorite was the guy who sent a cash payment with a note that said, "Please send item." That was it. No return address on the envelope, no eBay item number, not so much as a first name. I couldn't even look it up by the zip code because the post mark was illegible! That guy is probably ordering pink camo from Gravekeeper now...

I dub thee......President Rush Limbaugh!

Don't even JOKE about that!!!

[driftwolf]

My slow erosion into complete evil continues... ><
...
annnnd rest.

OK, I know this is an old post, but what the HELL did you do in life that karma decided you needed this much suckage at one telephone? I mean, really.

[WhiteRose]

hmm...i vacation in hell, and i'd recommend the Penalty Cages on the edge of the LavaPit of Despair...it's funny to watch the SC's and EW's duke it out over a crappy product for hours...

[Kara]

De-lurk

I swear, I’m going to change my name to something more appropriate. Like Maleficent.

Since that was the name of the evil fairy from Sleeping Beauty, I think it's technically a girl's name. Maelstrom sounds imposing and manly.

Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face.

Good, cause I already saved you a seat.

Re-Lurk

[Rapscallion]

De-lurk

Good to see you're still around!

Re-Lurk

Hey - get back here!

Rapscallion

[crazylegs]

Re-Lurk[/i]

Where do you think you're going missy?

(I've got chocolate....! )

[Andara Bledin]

Re-Lurk

[/I]
Hey - get back here!

Where do you think you're going missy?

Kara!

¬.¬ What they said...

^-.-^

[Teskeria]

It really amazes me the number of people who don't know their own postal codes.

What amazes me further is there number of people who've lived in this country their whole lives and haven't even figured out the format yet.

For those of you who may not be aware, in Canada the format is 6 digits: letter, number, letter, (space,) number, letter, number.

This is an observation that goes through my mind at least twice a week when guests fill out thier registrations for the hotel:

Ok, I'm holding your I.D. in my hand, so I can see from the expiry date on your driver's license you've been living at the same address for at least 3 years; You've spelled the name of your street wrong, your city wrong (e.g. Toronoto) and your postal code? Well done sir, not a single digit correct. Even the extra 6 digits are also wrong.

However, I award you bonus points for having a postal code that contains a trapezoid, epsilon, and what appears to be a crude hieroglyph of a chicken.

I've had 20+ years CS so far. My favorite idiot?
Me: May I have your home phone number, areacode first?
Him: I don't know my number
Me: do you ever give it to people?
Him: yes.
Me: what Number do you give them?
Him: 999-999-9999
Me: Thank you. May I have ....

Yep, people are strange.