How to confuse one store for another.

[solidmetalgear19]

The thing I don't like about Twilight is that it destroys my preconcieved notion of what a vampire should be.

I'm not going to go into a whole shpiel about stalking and poor relationships but I will say this:

Blade is a vampire movie

30 Days of Night is a vampire movie

Nosferatu (which I've never seen) is a vampire movie.

Hell, Even Interview with a Vampire is more badass than Twilight.

You do not glitter in the sun, you burn to ash. Jesus, even just get heat stroke (see Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust for that one)

[EricKei]

Nosferatu (which I've never seen) is a vampire movie.

It's worth watching if you're a fan of such things. Odd, but pretty good.

[jedimaster91]

Nosferatu is a seriously creepy movie.

[Pagan]

"C'mon, if Jacob wasn't a werewolf he'd be perfect. Still, he treats her right, stands by her to protect her, and he's totally hot! Put body glitter on Jake and who needs Edward?!?"

That is one hot boy.....except for the fact that he's jailbait! Makes me feel like a dirty old woman.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

That is one hot boy.....except for the fact that he's jailbait! Makes me feel like a dirty old woman.

Just call yourself a cougar. That will make it all okay.

[Andara Bledin]

Because Edward is sooooooooooo hawwwwwttttttT!!!!!oneone!!eleventy!

There was some article when the first movie was filming that the actor who plays Edward stank. As in, he smelled awful.

Put body glitter on Jake and who needs Edward?!?"

*snicker*

Yeah. No freaking glittery vampires for me, thanks.

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[Munkie]

And WHO doesnt sell Twilight stuff nowdays? They all want a piece of Edward's...pie. LOL.

Edward is passé. *scoff* I admit, I like the Twilight world for the werewolves. Helloooooo Jacob!

*in an undertone* He's 17, He's 17, He's 17, He's 17, He's 17....

*regular tone* But seriously... Robert isn't even that good-looking. He was better as Cedric.

[Pagan]

We don't get the whole Phantom of the Opera thing, either.

Well, when it's this under the mask....http://www.theplasticsurgerychannel....ard-Butler.jpg

He's beautiful, he's Scottish. And to think that I missed him when he was here shooting "Gamer".

Just call yourself a cougar. That will make it all okay.

That's not the problem. It's more the "illegal" thing.

*regular tone* But seriously... Robert isn't even that good-looking. He was better as Cedric.

That's what I was thinkin', too!

[Ironclad Alibi]

Blade is a vampire movie
30 Days of Night is a vampire movie
Nosferatu (which I've never seen) is a vampire movie.
Hell, Even Interview with a Vampire is more badass than Twilight.

You left out The Librarian: Curse Of The Judas Chalice. That has badass (as well as beautiful) vampires also, along with the Indiana Jones-like comedy.

[MergedLoki]

you might be selling them soon lol

because of this garbage sparkly craze that has swept the nation (why oh god why there are actually GOOD vamp movies out with... REAL vampires that do more than sparkle and mope.. k im done. save it for fratching lol)

anyways i've seen twilight merch in.. basically every store i've set foot in that expects to get customers younger than 40.

including electronic stores etc. having posters, stickers, dolls etc.

it's insane... but i'm assuming they're selling else stores wouldn't stock em.

[MrsEclipse]

We still have Michael Jackson t-shirts and posters. Since the movie was only going to be on for two weeks, these absolutely HAD to be sold. Head office had plans to shift stock between cinemas that didn't sell enough and those that sold out. They were quickly reduced after the opening weekend. And reduced further, and yet further. But we still have them.

Seeing Michael Jackson and Twilight in the same place made me realize: I think we may have finally found something creepier than Michael Jackson.

Also, my cinema sold out of Jackson swag before I could get my paws on it. Boo.

[Marszenka]

Actually, Edward is a stalker and Jacob is a wee bit manipulative. So they both kind of suck. But this doesn't matter because Bella isn't actually a character with a defined personality, she's a blank slate women can pretend to be while they're reading.

Side: I actually liked the books, for some reason. Don't ask me WHY; i sure as heck don't know. XD I'm an English major. I clearly understand that they are total crap. But I had fun reading the first three anyway. Weird, right? Oh well, hopefully I atone for that in my love of Hugo, Hawthorne, and Hughes. XDDD

*back on topic* Hate to say it, but your store is probably going to start selling them. If they sell dvds it's only a matter of time; the money return from this franchise is ENORMOUS. Upper-level management would be nuts not to throw in Twilight-goodies while the ball is rolling.

Of course, then my sister would only come and hide it. *rolls eyes* When we're out shopping she likes to stuff Twilight merchandise up on high shelves out of the view of small children. I've told her that this is a really jerky thing to do to the employees but she counters that she is doing her part to save the world, and I can't really -argue- with that. So. XDDDD

[Broomjockey]

Side: I actually liked the books, for some reason. Don't ask me WHY; i sure as heck don't know. XD I'm an English major. I clearly understand that they are total crap. But I had fun reading the first three anyway. Weird, right? Oh well, hopefully I atone for that in my love of Hugo, Hawthorne, and Hughes. XDDD

Eh, I think that people are allowed to like crap as long as they're willing to admit it's crap.

[Andara Bledin]

Eh, I think that people are allowed to like crap as long as they're willing to admit it's crap.

Yup. Never be afraid to admit you like crap so long as you don't try to deny the crappiness of it.

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[Broomjockey]

Yup. Never be afraid to admit you like crap so long as you don't try to deny the crappiness of it.

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Yeah, some of the movies I admit to liking? Crap. But fun crap. Like the live action Scooby-Doo movie. Horribfuckus. But yet I laugh my butt off every time I watch it.