Kicking kitties, racists and thieves oh my.

[trailerparkmedic]

I'm so happy that the kitten is ok!!

If I were clever, I'd add some other insult for the girl, but I'm not.

[HYHYBT]

I'm so happy that the kitten is ok!!

If I were clever, I'd add some other insult for the girl, but I'm not.

Her existence is enough; further insults are superfluous.

[MadMike]

Just look at her in disgust and say "Ew! No! I only date hot girls!"

Something like that happened a few weeks ago at the bar where I hang out. I have two close female friends, one of which is openly bi. The other one doesn't consider herself that way, although she sometimes flirts with other women and certainly doesn't mind the attention my other friend gives her.

This other girl, who can be best described as ugly on both the inside and the outside, who tries to go after anything with (or without) a dick, and is for reasons I can't understand, friends with my friend who is bi, thought it was OK to walk up behind my other friend and grab her ass.

She turned around, looked her right in the eye, and told her, "I only let pretty girls grab me like that!" I was barely able to keep from laughing. Then, I guess in an attempt to soothe her bruised ego, told her, "But I am pretty!" I guess I was a bit drunk and in rare form that night, because I blurted out, "Yeah, just keep telling yourself that!"

[underemployeed]

Only correct response was "I'm sorry I wasn't wanting to ask you out, just wondering what your willing to do for a dollar'

[Marmalady]

Or how about a classic from one of my friends in a similar situation - " Sorry, I don't drink at public fountains'

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Or how about a classic from one of my friends in a similar situation - " Sorry, I don't drink at public fountains'

You may owe me a new laptop soon.

Frankly, I don't date anything that has more fingerprints than the FBI database.

[chainedbarista]

don't worry about the stripper; she won't last too long, and when she's let go...time will have taken care of her.

as for the cat kicker, too bad buster didn't get a taste of human ham and eggs.

[RavenStarr]

Haha, I would have paid to see the cat kicker get owned by the dog. Who says cats and dogs can't get along?

Yep my dog Lucy and my cat Tiger totally get along. In fact Lucy is sort of like a Mommy to him. Everytime Tiger comes inside after being gone for awhile. Lucy will sniff him from head to tail to make sure he's okay.

[BaristaTrav]

Wow... sorry man. But don't let that 2-bit skank get you down. She's projecting insecurity. People who are secure with their looks and attractiveness don't go around calling people "uglies" and unsolicitedly rejecting people to make themselves feel better. Besides.. t-minus 10 years and that young hotness will fade real quick, and she'll be the uneducated bar-hag who's just desperate for any male attention.

As for the cat-kicker, they have a special place in hell.

[AnaKhouri]

"Madam, I refuse to date anything that looks more used than a free public phone. You appear to be a dartboard for penises, and there are some things that just aren't worth sharing."

Holy crap, I wish someone would diss me so I can use that. Oh, and I guess I wish I was a dude too so I could use it.